Boing but Furry this time

I'm finding all these free yellow snow cones outside. They're not in cones though, but they're free!

Time for earth to create the universe's first

Unharnessed Dyson Sphere

In like 200 years when it finally completes with all the space junk we send up

"this is different" they scream at me while I'm plugging my ears with shit cause I'd rather have to deal with that than hear them justify why applying no effort in their lives will let them focus on jerking off to clankers that will also reject them the moment they hear them speak

Have some people just collectively forgot the same people touting "A/I is the future" had also said the same thing about eNFTees when they were a thing

How's that value of eNFTees going

why not make a cameo-type website for adult film people, but it's called 'Cumeo'

I should make business cards with nothing but a little QR code on it, and when scanned it'll just take you to a goofy png of my bat handing you the business card.

I keep thinking back on 'Mouthwashing' and if y'all have not played that game I 100% recommend it.

It's a short playthrough with such a powerful story and characters.

Me on work days:

the sectional couch is a piece of heavenly furniture to allow rest & nappies so I can function at night

Me on no workdays:

The sectional couch is an abomination that steals time from me & my life. It's comfort is that of a lie to steal energy from u & makes you sleep more.

Another Blowjobber has hit Bill's tower

It's so fucking funny if true 😭

Grak probably: "they probably meant something like sex. Anyways have you heard about white Christians and how they're being persecuted craaaazyyyy"

Nahhh, you keep sleeping I'll take care of you c:

C:<

a cat is laying on a white towel in front of a brick wall . ALT: a cat is laying on a white towel in front of a brick wall .

Which forums

This reflection on the water makin it look like Donald Duck ready for it

I know I have agreed to let the Baby Eating Party eat your babies, but they have promised to possibly consider discussing not eating babies in the future so this is a win for us all.

We all know where this entry plug is going

Same place I lost my Nintendo DS stylus

"what Constitution? That never existed. See? Nothing here. The constitution was a democratic hoax and never existed anyways. They stole a fake news piece of paper that never meant anything" - Trump AI 2030

My dumbass brain whispering to me:

I bet it was the gooner actually sealing them in an ejaculate eruption instead of a volcanic one

I'm gonna scream 😭

A screenshot of an insane person's comment on reddit trying to explain the constantly retconned lore of kingdom hearts.

All I wanted to know was "so how did Ansem die from the light at the end of Kingdom Hearts 1 if the door was actually darkness"

@fruitb.at hit me with this psychic damage of a comment from a redditor. I'll never recover and the words "door" and "darkness" will never have meaning in my brain again.

Proud parent of an eepy, loves to be tucked in, boy

"Do you think anyone has made a dildo of Marge's hair?" - @helloboing.bsky.social

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but like, i meeeeean

I MEANT IN THE SHAPE OF IT

Should be a bigger story than the other one

Political Violence is crying over a podcaster while ignoring a school shooting.

In 1900, 31% of all deaths were children under the age of 5. Today it’s 0.7%. Vaccines, medications, and modern science are the reason why. Trust the science, it’s been proven to work safely and efficiently time and time again.

damn i suck at the game Peak

but it's fun :3c

Yes

me shoving some of you in here at the next #furry convention