@carrieheffernan.bsky.social

Writer, satirist, and professional pot-stirrer. Comedy, culture, and the occasional reality check. If it’s worth talking about, I’m probably making fun of it—or fighting for it - 💜💚👀👩🏻‍💻📝🐾

21,155 Followers 18,596 Following 2,148 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

If you don’t have your passport.. birth certificate .. government ID that all match your actual name … get on that right now

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1 day ago

Sometimes I close my eyes… and I can’t see

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5 days ago

I heard a lot of dems are switching to Republican for the midterms so they vote in the weakest republican.. anyone hear this? Thoughts??

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1 week ago

Stop the ride … I want to get off!!

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1 month ago

Why do rich people get things for free?

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2 months ago

I am in shock about Mickey… devastated…. RIP. #bigbrother27 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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3 months ago

The tush push as it’s been renamed.. is actually called the quarterback sneak … this generation has to rename everything and act like they invented something new…

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4 months ago

FYI: The quarterback sneak called and said it wants its name back … 🤦🏻‍♀️

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4 months ago

Actually.. Mary and Nicole are the only high producing Realtors in that cast … the show is just an illusion people.. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

Chrishell says it’s over .. she’s done with Selling Sunset. I say good .. it’s not a good look for her. She’s not actually sold much anyway .. the show isn’t what they make it out to be. All she & the other girls are, are reality show girls with a real estate license. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to go.. they are the mean girls in the office .. maybe if they’d concentrate on their work, they’d actually get their listings sold .. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

If something on a ballot and wins can be challenged then ALL things on a ballot and wins can be challenged

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4 months ago

Let me save everyone time… the reunion sucked .. the only part that was delicious was the tiny blow up between Chrishell and Bre which they cut and said they’d come back to but never do … total clip tease!! #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

I think Chrishell might start to realize that a paycheck isn’t worth all of that stress… stress does horrible things to our health.. mentally and physically… #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

The reunion was disappointing..

I do think Chrishell, Chelsea and Emma need to leave the office .. they are the issue and I don’t even know why Amanza is even there at this point.. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

I totally forwarded right thru the OC agents part .. not having it #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

So Chrishell is sooooo offended by what Nicole said to her but it’s totally different for what she said about Emma’s relationship on social media … sorry girl that’s hypocritical #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

Now a days .. it’s always Opposite Day

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4 months ago

It’s ridiculous.. I can’t see clients wanting to hire women who behave the way they do .. and apparently not a lot do .. the listings they do get are either fed to them by the twins or the ones they do get .. don’t sell because they are horrible at their job .. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

I think Chelsea is trying to be a better person since her divorce but she did stir the pot in past seasons … the damage is done. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

Fame has definitely gone to Chrishell’s head. She has become the mean girl. She came in as a really nice, empathetic person .. or so it seemed.. her, Emma & Chelsea are the cancer in that office & imo they couldn’t negotiate their way out of a paper bag w/a hole in the bottom #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

And she hasn’t even been selling any homes ..none of them have ..I know who has sold one here & there but they have not been doing the business that show makes it look like they are …when Chrishell said her, Emma and Chelsea were the ones doing all the business.. i was like 😂😵‍💫 #sellingsunset

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4 months ago
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a woman wearing a blue scrub top is smiling with her eyes closed ALT: a woman wearing a blue scrub top is smiling with her eyes closed

The real tea is that the girls haven’t really sold anything .. it’s just an illusion.. at this point it’s just a soap opera #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

I just don’t have the energy to put into those outfits and makeup #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

I have news for you .. I looked all of them up and they haven’t sold anything .. Nicole has a listing and she sold one this year.. Chelsea hasn’t sold anything this year .. Emma hasn’t sold anything this yr..Bre hasn’t sold anything this yr.. it’s all an illusion … 🪄 #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

They make it seem like all of those girls are selling a lot of real estate and they aren’t .. it’s all about the drama, clothes and perception #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

I looked Chrishell up and she only sold one home this year in Feb.. with a co-list for $4M.. granted .. you can just sell one home a year for $4M and be ok if you are Chrishell #sellingsunset 😵‍💫👻✌🏻

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4 months ago

But she didn’t say her “dead” parents .. she said like your parents .. I believe .. I get what she was saying and look.. Chrishell didn’t have to call her a liar about her eyesight.. they were both wrong but Chrishell was the ball buster #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

Chrishell’s $28M listing expired… it’s priced too high .. she should have priced it accordingly.. it was up for 182 days .. #sellingsunset

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4 months ago

Wow .. Chrishell has changed sooo much. She really is the problem in that office. She has a problem with everyone.. #sellingsunset

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