Was trying to take a nap but there's someone badly playing happy birthday over and over again on the saxophone and every time they try to hit the high notes it squeaks horribly
05.11.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@goraturtle.bsky.social
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Was trying to take a nap but there's someone badly playing happy birthday over and over again on the saxophone and every time they try to hit the high notes it squeaks horribly
05.11.2025 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Treated myself to a keychain in honor of withdrawing my offer on a house that needs a new roof + windows + downspout water management + hasn't been maintained well π
05.11.2025 16:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had to share this from twitter just because
05.11.2025 02:35 β π 21066 π 4924 π¬ 2 π 0"if it sucks, hit da bricks" continues to be a guiding principle for me
05.11.2025 15:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Too many ppl have fumbled hayley williams she should get w a real man like ME
29.10.2025 13:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0???
28.10.2025 14:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Her pillow...
27.10.2025 15:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YESSS thank u so much!!! She's perfect π₯Ί
26.10.2025 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A drawing of a fluffy dog being silly
hehe thank you!! silly
26.10.2025 18:26 β π 30 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0My silly goose
25.10.2025 01:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time I tell a middle aged person I'm probably gonna buy a townhome they act like it's a waste of money like do ppl not understand what a starter home is
25.10.2025 01:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am covered in glue (thank u!!!)
22.10.2025 13:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also my Halloween costume is coming along so well (I need it done by Saturday), everyone clap I've never worked w EVA foam or contact cement or modeling clay before in my life
22.10.2025 13:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Sometimes I feel insane making this move as a single person but it's something I've wanted and have been working towards for years, also fuck it I'm not gonna put my life on hold waiting for no reason
22.10.2025 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm seeing more houses this Friday and I'm so fucking excited, these ones aren't gonna be shitholes π
22.10.2025 12:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0SNAP will run out of money in two weeks. As a former food stamp recipient, I know how hungry you get by the end of the month. This is cruel and unnecessary, and anyone who supports this should be voted out. #hunger #SNAP www.boston.com/community/lo...
22.10.2025 11:58 β π 696 π 311 π¬ 37 π 22My lunch is giving elementary schooler
15.10.2025 16:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is a mouse in my apartment it ran over my foot walker and I have laid TRAPS I will DESTROY IT
15.10.2025 03:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, join me at "Regain Townhall" where we can study together!
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I downloaded a productivity app which blocks my access to Instagram and Tumblr and Reddit and my fucking goldfish brain keeps trying to click on those apps anyway, so scary
14.10.2025 19:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why tf are we bailing out Argentina π
14.10.2025 14:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My leg literally only exists to be her pillow
13.10.2025 02:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of them were like fully broken and if u put weight on it, it would hinge down. Like genuinely someone could die on those stairs
12.10.2025 22:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is the list of ideological identifiers laid out in the NSPM-7 that would predict violence, and are all of course, incredibly reasonable positions or just ridiculous framing, like βextremism on genderβ which is just being pro-trans:
12.10.2025 18:54 β π 2430 π 478 π¬ 101 π 57My realtor and I were laughing our asses off like truly landlords should all die bc it was crazy
12.10.2025 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did some house tours this past Friday and there was a lot of bad DIY shit but these stairs were probably my favorite
12.10.2025 13:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Like What do u mean
11.10.2025 23:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My new obsession is r/bald bc the difference is absolutely insane for some of those guys
11.10.2025 23:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0period so bad I wish I was laying facedown free bleeding into the sea
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