I suspect thinking of them as marks is his coping strategy.
It’s kind of amazing how many people who would hate each other normally unite under the common cause of manipulating Trump’s ego and stupidity to their advantage.
As a thought experiment imagine if we went to war without considering the most blindingly obvious complications.
On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace
Ahhh. City Gardens. Memories.
Lindsey is just high on death.
Guarantee Trump has floated the idea of nuking the Strait of Hormuz to make it wider.
“Jimmy Fallon laughs like an idiot on the Tonight Show.” STOP THE PRESSES
I’m fascinated that Entertainment Weekly treats schtick as news.
How much clearer can Trump make it that he only views rich people as fully human than “We’re going to make a lot of money on high oil prices.”
Every DOGE deposition is the guy in your college class that made everyone else groan whenever he started talking.
Driving on the freeway today I realized I’ve become used to the Cybertrucks and I found that depressing.
"We started a war of aggression for no reason & commenced it by accidentally bombing an elementary school & killing over 100 kids."
That simple fact is so horrific that it's just kind of bouncing on the surface of our collective consciousness. We can't absorb its full implications & significance.
2026: Rise of the Billionerds
Attacking a country and killing civilians always makes the population turn on leadership, right?
I think the war ends when the Secret Service tells Trump they can no longer guarantee his safety on the golf course.
So did I
I think the average American's appetite for a war of revenge under Bush was a lot higher than one of prevenge under Trump. Especially when two weeks in we're at the "everyone has to sacrifice other than the billionaires getting richer off this" phase.
Literally shaking his little fists.
I know what you're thinking, but don't worry, he's a billionaire.
I feel so much safer now.
You’d think Trump constantly targeting the Representative that advocated for Epstein transparency would be generally treated like a pretty obvious consciousness of guilt move, but the coverage of Trump has had more than a decade’s practice in avoiding the obvious.
Of course Hegseth prepared for this. He changed the signs to Department of War, what else could he do?
Uh-huh.
I don’t know why exactly but I feel like the pentagon would be more comfortable blaming the Iran school bombing on human error than AI error.
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
