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A lady I met tonight leaned in conspiratorially and asked, “How do you handle the political situation there?” I knew she was trying to figure out where I stood so I don’t think my answer - “It’s fine” - satisfied her at all.

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Clearly they’re written off

05.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was in Chicago once and heard some tourists marveling at how nice it was. Clearly they had been prepped for something quite different.

05.10.2025 03:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really didn’t notice this so plainly during the first Trump administration.

05.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 129    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

Traveling outside California I’ve noticed lately when you say where you’re from the reaction immediately tells you if someone is Fox viewer. Might as well say you’re from a village of soul eaters. Real edge of civil war vibe out here.

05.10.2025 03:12 — 👍 1051    🔁 133    💬 81    📌 8

Does Stephen Miller call it terrorism when Starbucks messes up his order too?

05.10.2025 03:04 — 👍 1329    🔁 185    💬 91    📌 13

Once had an executive say to me, “AI won’t take MY job.” They were let go a few months ago.

04.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 52    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
Stephen Miller with a green apple over his face and multiple images behind him, à la Magritte.

Stephen Miller with a green apple over his face and multiple images behind him, à la Magritte.

No idea why I felt compelled to do this.

04.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 88    🔁 6    💬 8    📌 1

You know Trump already has big plans to sell gold plated versions of his coin.

04.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 152    🔁 10    💬 12    📌 1

There’s going to be Spanish there, this is an all hands on deck situation.

04.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 115    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

What I’m getting is Kristi Noem is looking for an excuse for her and Cory to go to the Super Bowl.

04.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 1127    🔁 195    💬 50    📌 11
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Harriet Tubman $20 bill redesign delayed until 2026, won't come out until 2028 The delay was prompted by the decision to redesign the $10 bill and the $50 bill first for security reasons, according to Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin.

Guessing this date is going to slip as well.

04.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 90    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 3
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Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's
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2:17 PM EDT on October 3, 2025

DEFECTOR Subscribe POLITICS Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness By Chris Thompson 2:17 PM EDT on October 3, 2025

Trump administration says no plans to expedite Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill: NYT
By Allen Kim, CNN
Updated 4:58 PM EDT, Fri Jun 12, 2020

Trump administration says no plans to expedite Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill: NYT By Allen Kim, CNN Updated 4:58 PM EDT, Fri Jun 12, 2020

They’re not subtle.

04.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 249    🔁 61    💬 13    📌 0

UPDATE: He golfin’

04.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 104    🔁 2    💬 13    📌 2

IMPORTANT: NO TEARS IN THEIR EYES

04.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 84    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

When he doesn’t golf we’ll know something is really up.

04.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 155    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0

Whenever Trump is missing for a few days Saturday comes and they roll away the stone for golf.

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Bites lip so hard

04.10.2025 02:52 — 👍 279    🔁 47    💬 34    📌 5

Professional only!

04.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How many agents are over 6’8” I wonder.

04.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 484    🔁 72    💬 57    📌 4

Maybe Trump thought Taylor couldn’t release a new album in a shutdown.

03.10.2025 14:28 — 👍 155    🔁 16    💬 5    📌 0

I wish I thought people who voted for Trump were disturbed by the POTUS shitposting like an angry incel.

03.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 288    🔁 19    💬 13    📌 1
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The story of 2024 is this: Trump had a plan to destroy American government called Project 2025, which had, literally, not a typo, a 4% approval rating. He lied constantly and said he wouldn't do it.

Then he entered office and immediately implemented AN EVEN MORE EXTREME VERSION OF IT.

03.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 4694    🔁 1631    💬 101    📌 125

Puerto Rico just confuses the hell out of them.

02.10.2025 13:59 — 👍 116    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

“His name still doesn’t promise anything except “this is a movie, and Mark Wahlberg happens to be in it.”” Damn

02.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 53    🔁 8    💬 14    📌 0
Trump administration threatens to send ICE to Super Bowl during Bad Bunny's Halftime
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You are not serious people.

You are not serious people.

02.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 150    🔁 20    💬 13    📌 2

A lot of folks on your side… with unlimited power?

02.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 166    🔁 26    💬 17    📌 0

It’s bland evil, the worst kind.

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6 million Trump voters in California can pound sand apparently.

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More than live in most red states.

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