Schooley

Schooley

@schooley.bsky.social

average against the machine

90,289 Followers 2,535 Following 18,037 Posts Joined May 2023
4 hours ago

Love seeing the editing typo too late.

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4 hours ago

I had a kafkaesque hour trying to solve a problem using HP customer service today that at one point, no lie, required five puzzles to be solved to log in, like it was the damned sphinx. And it still didn’t solve anything.

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4 hours ago

One thing I do miss about old twitter is there was a period where companies obviously thought it important to monitor and it closely to deal quickly with complaints. It was faster than getting lost in a phone tree, or now the dreaded AI chat that never solves anything.

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7 hours ago

I feel like in our current dystopian trajectory people will soon be betting on bum fights on their phone.

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7 hours ago

Maybe Trump is trying to quiet quit the war.

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8 hours ago

Witkoff looks like the senior partner who dies in the series pilot in a super embarrassing manner.

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8 hours ago
Preview
a cartoon of mickey mouse wearing a wizard hat and holding an open book ALT: a cartoon of mickey mouse wearing a wizard hat and holding an open book

And now.

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9 hours ago
Trump show modified to say The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
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9 hours ago
Preview
a cartoon of mickey mouse wearing a wizard 's hat ALT: a cartoon of mickey mouse wearing a wizard 's hat

Trump starting a war in the Middle East.

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12 hours ago
Just say no as with two joints making an X

This works for Democrats who continue to vote to confirm Trump nominees and also Democrats who still support X.

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17 hours ago

Being on pacific time is especially brutal in this regard.

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19 hours ago

Warfighters can't use just any flute.

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19 hours ago

I'm not sure the coverage is really making enough of Trump spending blood and treasure to replace a dying hard liner with a younger hard liner who now has a burning personal reason for revenge. And gloating about what a success this is.

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19 hours ago

A country that loves war as much as this not going for your war has to sting.

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19 hours ago

I really miss waking up and not feeling like you had to immediately check the news to see what now.

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1 day ago

Imagine what they are blowing on the black budget stuff.

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1 day ago

Imagine getting in the jams Trump creates for himself but never stressing out because it somehow always works out, for him.

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1 day ago

True Blue Skying

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1 day ago

Whatever fate has in store for him, if it’s gruesome I don’t want to see the ceremonial bemoaning of the absence of empathy in response.

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1 day ago

Waging war by tweet and memes.

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1 day ago

I just keep thinking about the counterterrorism experts Kash Patel fired to get a fleeting back pat from Trump.

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1 day ago

I’m not sure this will be as easy to get out of as he and Wall Street appear to believe today.

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1 day ago

I have never hated a commercial as much as I hate that spot. The worst is when it’s back-to-back with too folksy the get out of your time share guy.

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1 day ago
Mike Slater - Ambassador Speakers, Inc. Mike Slater is a graduate of Yale University where he majored in history. He is the host of “Breitbart News Daily” on Sirius/XM PATRIOT every weekday morning and host of “The Mike Slater Show” every n...

Wait, is this the guy who does those “We’re all gonna die” life insurance commercials that make me change the station? This explains so much.

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1 day ago

He didn’t even wait until Taco Tuesday?

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1 day ago
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Boar on the Florsheim.

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1 day ago

Marco Rubio: big shoes to fill

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1 day ago

Could this gyre widen any harder?

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