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People are mad at Timothée Chalamet for being callow? That’s his brand.

Markwayne Mullin, in luscious extensions.

I don’t know, big hair to fill.

I hate the thoughts these people put in my head.

I just keep coming back to this and how in a normal world this would be the end of any career who had anything to do with it.

TGIF

Tractor on dirt in the ballroom.

Sure, laugh at the ballroom now, but did any other president build a tractor pull ready venue?

The Ark of the Incontinent.

Not nearly enough consideration of the threat atmosphere when it comes to survivors telling their stories.

I prefer when LBJ ordered ball room from Joe Haggar.

Trump in his big dumb ballroom.

Trump’s huge dumb ballroom.

It looks like a gilded warehouse.

Does the Times have stories like this to go for each member of the entire hapless cabinet, like obituary pre-writes?

Switched to EV a month ago.

Trump at White House correspondents dinner plotting revenge.

Memo to White House correspondents, this is the only acceptable reaction to Trump “jokes.”

Way, way too many “this is a real post from the White House” QTs lately.

I wonder how often Trump has told a reporter something during his late night call rolling and then denied it the next day?

a man in a blue shirt is working on a computer and asking where his money is ALT: a man in a blue shirt is working on a computer and asking where his money is

America to the illegal Trump tax.

Trump’s most savvy move is spending hours on the phone making reporters feel special and then publicly calling them fake.

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

Literally a magician.

So what do the reporters at the White House Correspondents Dinner do when Trump just starts ranting about winning in 2020? When he makes jokes about his disaster war? He's doing it this year as a power move and they are pawns.

Wait until the WHCA dinner when he really forces the complicity.

The guy clearly feels way too comfortable ordering a steady stream of death and destruction, how can anybody be so sure he wouldn't be a monster to young girls offered up to him?

"Anything brewing at NASCAR cup in Vegas?"

Republicans (and Fetterman) in congress keep giving this man their full faith.

Kash telling staff to find credible threats to Ft. Lauderdale during spring break.

Of course, nothing bad has ever happened from giving Donald Trump the benefit of the doubt.

Kash Patel requests all terrorism target places where there's fun activities for him.

The media always treats the more sensational Trump accusations in the Epstein files with a level of skepticism that would be appropriate for Jimmy Carter, not the guy who bragged about sexual assault on tape, was adjudicated guilty of sexual assault, and is currently overseeing murder dot gov.