THE "HUMAN"

* You didn't even know you had inherited it until a few weeks ago.

* [Takin' after papa ~ !]

* Get His Ass

* You think you shouldn't tell someone less than a week old that it gets worse with Spamton.

* You forget the exact date.

* You think you hatched around the time Legend of Tenna was actually introducing player sprites.

* [[papa]]

* EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

* You think you're nothing but edges.

* Being pixels and all.

* Don't worry about it.

* 🫄🥚

* No

* You don't mention that this is because you don't have a french fry to lend.

* Stabbing fetuses #abortion

ooc: I have a bad post to make considering there being titan spawn

I'm not the stepmom I'm just the mom that stepped up

* You accepted stepmom Battat ages ago.

[ 𖤓 @hero-sword.from.software ]

INTRO:
"...man, did you get caught behind booster's closet? i- okay, okay, fine, sure."

VICTORY:
"game over." (a pause, then,) "fuck, that's stupid. get back up! i need a better punchline!"

* Fucked up and evil light-dark world.

* You've already done that though.

* Mike Points.

* Small Mike is in the lead by 1.

* You don't know what Mike Points are.

* Just that Small Mike is in the lead by 1.

* Immediately scampering away to cause different mischief.

ooc: looks at you two with my autistic eyes

* You accept your fate.

* You grab onto the hat.

* Branch.

* You have been rescued by Small Mike.

* Small Mike gains one Mike Point.

* ...Whatever Mike Points are.

* HELP

* STUCK

a picture of a cat stuck in a tree with HERO_SWORD edited over the cat

* You're in a predicament.