Hades

((*Blows dust off accounts* Hey all, sorry for the sudden hiatus. These last two months have been a whirl of major life events that consumed p much all my brainpower. But now that things are settling down, I'd like to get back into the swing of it.))

If I told you that, you might stop doing it.

That would be telling.

Where is the fun in that?

Some would say you were foolish for that. *Leans in to kiss along his neck*

So says you.

Perhaps.

It's amusing what you all do when you think you're not being watched.

I feel it's my duty to put Hades in every cunty outfit I come across.

You are /terrible/. You're lucky the coffee is good.

So you...broke into my home.

That depends on why you're here.

*He really did let it go for longer than he should have. An eyebrow began to twitch and he put a finger to Hyth's lips to stop him* That's enough.

What. Did you. Do?

You really are too humble sometimes. *Takes a sip gratefully* Of course I wouldn't do such a thing, even if I was in the most foul of moods.

Oh? So you have /no/ ulterior motive?

...

I did not say it was. What have you done?

My, you really have been busy. *Takes the coffee, a ghost of a smile on his lips. Was it working?*

I see you trying to put me in a good mood...

What are you doing in my house, by the way?

I was woken up before my alarm.

I would wish you all a good morning, but there isn't anything very good about it.

You could have. But you didn't. Something...changed.

...Theoretically, yes.

*Thinks about it a moment* You would consume all the aether I would expend in order to defeat you...

What you might think is sane, I might fine nonsensical.

And if I brought mine?

Now why don't I believe that?

I sense some nonsense afoot.

...Hm.