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Cheez Samurai

@cheezsamurai.bsky.social

so many words in the English language, and I can't think of any of the smart ones to describe myself 🧀😅

36 Followers  |  20 Following  |  113 Posts  |  Joined: 07.11.2024  |  2.323

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a cartoon character with a purple shirt on is holding a ball and says your meme ALT: a cartoon character with a purple shirt on is holding a ball and says your meme

instead of happy new year, I'll just say Have A New Year 🙂 👍

30.12.2024 00:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Right?

29.12.2024 23:06 — 👍 9884    🔁 1272    💬 183    📌 62
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xmas party 🎩🎄

14.12.2024 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is the top of the flower a butt?

04.12.2024 01:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

who else is glad you never went back to Facebook? 🖐

03.12.2024 01:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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best thing about after Thanksgiving is the turkey sandwiches 🥪

30.11.2024 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a few Thanksgiving jokes 🦃🍗🦃

29.11.2024 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my notifications made a bat face 🦇😂

28.11.2024 02:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lucky duck.
be sure to save all ur ingredients, get the food perk early and get Swords and Dumplings Quest in Novigrad done early as can to unlock master blacksmith and good merchant for selling bad weapons

24.11.2024 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Witcher 3 on Deathmarch

24.11.2024 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

literally replaying this game rn ⚔️

24.11.2024 14:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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😐🌎💥🥲

24.11.2024 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

need to vent this out for the internet to remember forever...

"MAGA is a cancer that people have chosen to ignore. They don't believe the facts, the science, or the experts, because they don't think they're the sick ones."

-Zack 11/23/2024 🫡🇺🇲

24.11.2024 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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behold my magic!!

23.11.2024 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a certificate from the ministry of memes says meme stealing licence ALT: a certificate from the ministry of memes says meme stealing licence
23.11.2024 01:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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the ocean slowly carves away the mountain

22.11.2024 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm replaying Witcher 3

22.11.2024 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not bad. always my favorite character

22.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fair enough

17.11.2024 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

needs a chef zeff hat in the background 👨‍🍳 😆

17.11.2024 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we were dying laughing after he tough talked then showed off his buns of fury 🤣

17.11.2024 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a giant butt, cool indeed

17.11.2024 14:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of anime characters are standing in front of a cliff and the words boosharuct are on the bottom of the image ALT: a group of anime characters are standing in front of a cliff and the words boosharuct are on the bottom of the image

looks like someone threw a giant rasenshuriken at us all

17.11.2024 13:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh right , MoldBerry Wave is my least favorite flavor

17.11.2024 13:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Google and appraise it

17.11.2024 13:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twitter bluesky nutshell

16.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it ALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it

🍻

15.11.2024 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what kind of cake? 🤔🎂

15.11.2024 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I always sing to myself at random times and jot mine down in my note app...then I wonder what was my tone in that moment? then I can't remember 😆

15.11.2024 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss my young reflexes in Call of Duty Multi-player Hayday

15.11.2024 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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