The Funkadelic Relic

A WWE WrestleFest arcade cabinet on display in a warehouse store, priced at $649. The machine has a large marquee reading “WrestleFest,” a 19-inch screen showing a classic wrestling video game, and a control panel with four colorful joysticks and matching buttons. Boxed merchandise and a large game box are stacked around it on pallets.

If anyone feels generous and would like to buy me a gift for my new home office....

There you go. An overt technofascist Trump ally will now own CBS, CNN, HBO, Paramount, Warner Brothers, Discovery, and a big chunk of TikTok

So..... Bronson's torn bicep....work or legit?

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And of course, just as I say that, Oba shows up for Rusev.

What are the chances we get a Brock/Oba Femi staredown tonight?

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Can we please get The Usos vs The Lucha Bros. at some point soon?

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So many people on the road on the way home tonight that didn't get the turn signal package when they bought their car.

BREAKING: Recruit Accused of Stealing from Star WR During Visit In what is still a developing story, a high school recruit has been accused of stealing a star players gear during a college visit

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This day in history. 1778. Friedrich Wilhelm August Heinrich Ferdinand Freiherr von Steuben who was born Friedrich Wilhelm Ludolf Gerhard Augustin Louis Freiherr von Steuben oh forget it.

I would gladly pay more in taxes if I got all this for free.

And I'll die on this hill. (Probably literally, too, with my heart condition.)

FOLKS. The Chicago Cubs play A BASEBALL GAME today!

Why does Nattie have pockets on her wrestling gear?
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Mother: so you run a school?

Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy

Mother: but it’s a real school right?

Xavier: oh my yes

Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it

Xavier: oh no he certainly will

Had to get snippy with them, b/c I've been getting blood drawn every 6 months to a year since 2011, due to my heart disease. Told them just use my left arm. She insisted that they had to start at the hand in case they couldn't find a vein. When I showed them my arm, she said, "Oh, see it already." 🤦‍♂️

This is true. Just got my first one at 52 last week. Worst part about the day of the procedure was them having to poke me three times to find a vein for the IV.

there are so many things we have to fix about the american healthcare system but one of the biggest ones is opening up screenings and preventative care earlier and for free. early detection saves lives full stop and it should be an option for everyone.

A screenshot of a Reddit thread titled "Fathers of Reddit, what was your ultimate 'don't tell your mother about this' moment?" A comment by user Strongdar describes a memory from when they were eight years old. Their dad woke them up in the middle of the night on a school night because he had finally found a secret passage in a Nintendo game, likely "The Legend of Zelda," that they had both been stuck on. The father "snuck" the child downstairs wrapped in a blanket to see the discovery together. The post is captioned with the text, "Dammit that’s wholesome."

Your palate cleanser for the day....

Calling out fascism is not threatening to anyone but fascists.

Networks used to counter-program against the Super Bowl halftime show all the time because the halftime shows used to be terrible. Who can forget in 1989, for example, when the halftime performer was an Elvis Presley *impersonator* named Elvis Presto?

An image of a satirical advertisement for a Valentine's Day "Surf & Turf meal kit" from Dollar General. The kit, priced at $7.99, features a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill wine, a pile of hot dogs, an open tin of sardines, a red solo cup, and a single lit birthday candle. The text at the top reads, "Romance Starts At DOLLAR GENERAL."

If you'll excuse me, I have to run to Dollar General.

New rule: When it's 33 degrees outside with 40 mph wind gusts, you cannot walk into a building and complain about the cold if you are wearing shorts.

A screenshot of an Instagram post by @fitdadceo. The caption reads: “So wait you’re telling me over in the U.K. they’re already opening investigations and looking into the names in the Epstein files, and here Kash Patel is just like ‘nah I’m good’?” Below the text is a reaction GIF of a man in a tuxedo at a formal event, eyes closed, rubbing his forehead in visible frustration while people behind him clap.

UK: opens investigations
US: hits snooze and rolls over

This should be on a shirt.

A one story house sits upside-down on a dirt lot.

*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*

“Shit.”

A small hamster stands upright on its hind legs with one paw raised, as if delivering a dramatic speech or sermon, looking intense and expressive inside its enclosure.

“HEAR ME, MY FURRY CHILDREN — THE WATER BOTTLE IS EMPTY AND THIS IS A BETRAYAL.”

Just catching the Grammys from the weekend. I wouldn't really call myself a Post Malone fan, but I thought his version of War Pigs was a damn good tribute to Ozzy.

This is so fucked up, but I don't know why I continue to be surprised.

Man, why they gotta do the War Raiders like that?!?!?

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Is Bert Kreischer sitting behind Cole and Graves?

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More of wrestling media should be talking about the implication that WWE silences the political opinions of their “independent contractors” and what that means…