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Father I Stretch My Hands by Pastor T.L. Barrett and The Youth for Christ Choir on Apple Music Song · 1976 · Duration 7:13

30.09.2025 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Invitation by Norman Connors on Apple Music Song · 1979 · Duration 4:05

30.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tap in

30.09.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Egg nog and brandy hate to see me comin’

30.09.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Italian dressing

30.09.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never seen a nigga with a frontward wedgie until today.

29.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Pasta salad has entered the chat.

29.09.2025 22:55 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Radio show asked a question this morning. For one week, would you rather have zero access to your phone or your car?

29.09.2025 20:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 2

Yes. They just have to be different emails/numbers.

29.09.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes and yes

29.09.2025 09:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He irritating. He find any reason to say it now. “Dad, what time will the food get here, 6-7”

Man gtho my face 😂😂😂😂

27.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From a song. Mine be saying that shit too 😭

27.09.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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Smoked yo ass

27.09.2025 19:15 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

This dope af

27.09.2025 15:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rest sir

27.09.2025 05:34 — 👍 14 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0

Just now watching Smackdown. Holy shit Nia Jax jagged that match smh.

27.09.2025 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Snatch it off like some fitted sheets

27.09.2025 03:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😮‍💨

27.09.2025 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I see it 🤣🤣🤣

27.09.2025 02:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You get invited to a party/event. How long y’all looking for parking before you say “fuck it” and go back home?

27.09.2025 02:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 31

An empty box of Boston Baked Beans

27.09.2025 01:57 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Y'all don't know anyone's financial situation on here. Just accusing people of "begging" because you don't like them. Black unemployment is up over 7%. "We need community" but also "don't need community TOO much." Help or hush. You in the way.

26.09.2025 22:22 — 👍 610 🔁 272 💬 2 📌 32

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27.09.2025 00:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You wild 😂😂😂

27.09.2025 00:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My humor

27.09.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And stop buying tickets to that lady’s book tour to fuck with her about Palestinians and DONATE THAT MONEY TO THEM DIRECTLY.

27.09.2025 00:25 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

And ain’t nobody stanning Kamala but yall are beating a dead ass horse. Trump is turning those peoples homeland into a fucking strip mall but sure go fuck with the lady that’s on a book tour cause that’s really gonna help the people of Palestine.

27.09.2025 00:24 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

It looks like a Thwomp from Mario Bros 😂

27.09.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sending a lengthy voice note and halfway through you look down and realize it stopped recording a minute ago.

26.09.2025 23:25 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2

Can’t go wrong with green

26.09.2025 21:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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