Canadian Fletchy 🍁☘️

No #FletchyTags this week (I'm on vacation) See you in two weeks!

#MyYogaPoseIsCalled sedentary sloth

#MyYogaPoseIsCalled downward spiral

a sloth is laying on the ground on a sidewalk . ALT: a sloth is laying on the ground on a sidewalk .

#MyYogaPoseIsCalled
wayward sloth

#MyYogaPoseIsCalled Biiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch! Play #FletchyTags now!!!

garfield is sitting on a pile of dishes holding a pie ALT: garfield is sitting on a pile of dishes holding a pie

#IfTheRaptureDidntHappen you are back on your diet after a day of eating whatever the hell you want.

#IfTheRaptureDidntHappen you still gotta pay your bills

#IfTheRaptureDidntHappeb I'll drop this hashtag anyway! Play #FletchyTags!

I snort the rim before I drink a margarita

#WhyImSoSalty

#WhyImSoSalty I just ask myself, what would Popeye do?

My high sodium diet

#WhyImSoSalty

#WhyImSoSalty my family were the salt of the earth, in the sense that salt is what you use to poison the earth so nothing will ever grow there.

a picture of a minion with a funny caption ALT: a picture of a minion with a funny caption

#WhyImSoSalty
the Tяump regime (parts 1 & 2) have driven me barking mad

all restraint has worn off

#WhyImSoSalty *points frantically at everything*

Wanna know #WhyImSoSalty? Play #FletchyTags to find out!

Thanks for playing!

It's August 29 and I'm already wearing pants* and a hoodie.

*under protest

#WhenSeptemberArrives you can find the Christmas stuff in the same aisle next to the Halloween stuff.

#WhenSeptemberArrives Josie comes home.

She's so good, the pride of the neighborhood.

laundry hanging on a clothes line with a person standing in the background ALT: laundry hanging on a clothes line with a person standing in the background

#WhenSeptemberArrives that means it’s only 60 days until Halloween.

a woman in leopard print tights is kneeling down in front of a closet ALT: a woman in leopard print tights is kneeling down in front of a closet

#WhenSeptemberArrives
Put the whites in the wardrobe and they ain't coming out 'till March.

a person with a pumpkin head is holding a cup of starbucks coffee ALT: a person with a pumpkin head is holding a cup of starbucks coffee

#WhenSeptemberArrives it’s Pumpkin Spice everywhere!

#WhenSeptemberArrives
it's still going to be f'ing HOT down south.

Happy Early Birthday!

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a party hat and holding a cupcake . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a party hat and holding a cupcake .

#WhenSeptemberArrives
I will reach Life Level 76

(while I was in the hospital, everyone I saw asked me my birthdate—I'm expecting presents from all of them)