Canadian Fletchy 🍁☘️

#WhyImDoneWithWinter because it's the only time of year my gas bill is as high as the electric bill.

Neighbors kept assassinating every snowman I built

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

The Polar Vortex is the only import from Canada that should have tariffs on it, and they should be steep

#WhyImDoneWithWinter

#WhyImDoneWithWinter cuz I'm tired of wearing pants.

Pants are dumb.

Me too!!!

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#WhyImDoneWithWinter I need longer days (i.e. less darkness).

Wanna know #WhyImDoneWithWinter? Play #FletchyTags to find out!

Helloooooo

Proof of life

#MyLowBarConfessional Yes. I recycle the same old jokes over and over again.

#MyLowBarConfessional
I'm a little
JUDGY

#MyLowBarConfessional I dealt it.

#MyLowBarConfessional I've lived in my pj's for 3 of the 4 days this week

#MyLowBarConfessional I take pants off both legs at a time

I came up with the idea for this hashtag while thinking. #MyLowBarConfessional is this week's #FletchyTags

He since deleted the tweet but screenshots last forever

If your first response to a school shooting in another country where 12 year old children were killed is to make a joke about it on Twitter, you may want to re-evaluate the life choices that led you to this, even if you're an Emmy Award winning writer for The Simpsons

Give your significant other a sweater and a dildo

That way, if they don't like the sweater, they can go fuck themselves

#LessThanLovingGifts

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#LessThanLovingGifts A boot to the head

Valentine's Day is coming! Buy your gifts carefully - #LessThanLovingGifts is this week's #FletchyTags game w/special guest #AshGamesAcct - on Twitter and Bluesky!

#GroundhogExcuses his shadow was redacted

Early Spring? Six more weeks of winter? Who knows? The groundhog says he does but then often times the groundhog is wrong so what are some #GroundhogExcuses? Play #FletchyTags NOW!

#IfItsOkayWithYou, I guess it's hunky-dory with me, if not peachy keen.

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#IfItsOkayWithYou , I'll continue to be late today.

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#IfItsOkayWithYou I respectfully pass on your generous invitation to attend an all-nighter rave.