Gnomey BumbleCrunch

If Spanberger somehow loses tonight I would actually be shocked. At the same time it would be one hell of a wake up call for Dems that their messaging is stale and doesn’t work. Still I’d rather have a milquetoast dem than… whatever type of right winger WES is

It makes me sad when the milkshake man is mean to the little meatball

Im fattening up for the winter so I can stay warm by jiggly my little belly to generate heat

Seahawks are looking nasty this year. Maybe they can make up for the mariners losing lol

I miss baseball.

Some pessimists may say we’re setting the clocks back tonight. But I say I have an extra hour to drink beers. We are not the same

I love all my gnomies and my homies. Don’t forget that you are special and valuable

Wow. Hell of a play. Good game dodgers. What a series. I can’t even be mad

Shoutout springer for playing through this injury. You can tell he’s hurting but he’s making it count

I think he misses Jar Jar

I really need the dodgers and the chiefs to both lose this weekend. Wouldn’t be too torn up if the blue jays lose, but Josh Allen is my husband and the chiefs are dookie butt

What are we still paying these people for

Pretty!

If you haven’t watched the movie Trick ‘r Treat you totally should change that right now. It’s like a perfect Halloween movie. I usually watch it once a year around this time.

Happy Halloween everyone! Make sure to leave out a sacrificial swine to show your undying allegiance to the mountain men lest they curse your bloodline and feast upon your flesh! Heck you can maybe even have a cheeky little pumpkin beer 😜🎃

I love Sonic the Hedgehog

Ravens look like a different team with Lamar Jackson

Damn I was sleeping on Haley Williams’ new album. Shit slaps

Oops… I guess it wasn’t very bendy

Twig collection coming along nicely. Found a bendy one

Not high enough

Freddie Motherfucking Freeman. I can’t even be mad. What a game

Tied for longest game in World Series history. I’ve never seen anything like this lmao

Will Klein holy shit man what is this game

17 innings oh my lord

What a game this is holy shit

With enough dedication that will also soon be chocolate milk

I’ve been having more anxiety recently and all I can say is god bless 5-10mg of propranolol

My blood is 75 percent chocolate milk

You’ll never be lonely once you become gnomely