silhouette of player in tunnel
The future is bright. 11/4.
03.11.2025 23:13 β π 46 π 4 π¬ 9 π 12@sammich923.bsky.social
He/Him. Says a lot of stuff about a lot of things. Mostly soccer and sports stuff. Blog boy for Stumptown Footy. Still Diego Valeri forever. https://stumptown-footy.ghost.io/
silhouette of player in tunnel
The future is bright. 11/4.
03.11.2025 23:13 β π 46 π 4 π¬ 9 π 12BOTH AGAINST SAN DIEGO. 
Itβs Portland vs. San Diego: The Day. My goodness.
So we get two PTFC elimination games on the same day. Get ready for one of the most stressful days Soccer City has seen in some time. #BAONPDX #RCTID
03.11.2025 05:05 β π 27 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Well you know theyβve only gone and done it!!
Amazing achievement for the Thorns to clinch 3rd. Now go make some noise in the postseason again. #BAONPDX
My god that shot of Velde. Put it in a museum.
02.11.2025 23:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Timbers found their redemption last night - can the Thorns follow suit today?
A win puts them in great shape to host a playoff game, which would be huge for this team. For the fight and resilience theyβve shown this year, the Thornies would 100% deserve it #BAONPDX
Thus ends year 7 at Providence Park of covering the Portland Timbers.
Theyβve got at least one game left, but the lights are officially off at the Park for the Timbers for 2025. 
Regardless of when this season ends, I am still eternally grateful to be able to do this. Onward. #RCTID
Gage Guerra, on scoring a stoppage time equalizer (again!) to save the Timbers: "Top of the world... Best moment of my life, to be honest." #RCTID
02.11.2025 04:42 β π 37 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Kristoffer Velde said that he was "joking around with my penalties" at training this week, and that he "missed 5-7 of my pens."
Tonight, he said Memo Valencia told him to "F*cking hit it with power."
I'm really glad he did that. #RCTID
Phil Neville said postgame that this morning he had to explain to his brother, some guy named Gary, that the score was not 2-1 on aggregate and that his side did not have an away goal.
The magic of MLS! #RCTID
THE TIMBERS STAY ALIVE. 
ANTONY SCORES TO WIN THE SHOOTOUT. 
PORTLAND FORCES A GAME THREE. #RCTID
Bump. #RCTID
02.11.2025 04:04 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Penalties at Providence Park.
Almost ten years to the day after the Double-Post.
Buckle the eff up. #RCTID
If I had a nickel for the number of times GAGE GUERRA scored a goal at the death to save the Timbers in a knockout game, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot BUT THANK GOD I HAVE THEM #RCTID
IT'S THE SLAYER OF STARFIRE
GAGE FREAKING GUERRAAAAAA #RCTID
Okay, I think I finally found the soccer game that is going to finally kill me.
And it's this one. 
My god. #RCTID
Less than fifteen minutes left for Portland to save their season.
And you can't say they haven't been trying their damndest. Man. #RCTID
Diego effing Chara, ladies and gentleman. What a freaking player. #RCTID
02.11.2025 03:22 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Drew Fischer's yellow card decisions, or lack thereof, have been... curious tonight. #RCTID
02.11.2025 03:08 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Posts that preceded unfortunate events. Ooooof. #RCTID
02.11.2025 03:06 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chucky Lozano has his warmups off and looked poised to come on for San Diego at the start of the second half. #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:54 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Well that was certainly a half (and a third!) of soccer. Breathless, wild, loud, at times great and at times awful from the Timbers.
Playoffs, baby #RCTID
As you were! Just an "almost calamitous" collapse from Portland #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BUT WAIT BAH GAWD THAT'S VAR'S MUSIC #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:41 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All that good work in the first half... gone in a flash. What an implosion from Portland in the dying embers of the first half. #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:40 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That goal had been threatening to come all night. It finally did and bit the Timbers in the... eleventh minute of first half stoppage time. #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:39 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is a dinosaur and a dragon on the east sidelines of Providence Park.
Happy Halloween +1, everybody! #RCTID
Guys, I think Kristoffer Velde might be pretty good. #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:25 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn Dos Santos took Kelsy's boot right across the face. Looked really serious on the replay. Scary stuff. #RCTID
02.11.2025 02:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My god did Kristoff deserve that one.
1-0 Trees. #RCTID