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@biitesized.bsky.social

Bengals🧑 Certified yapper My stomach hurts:(

26 Followers  |  11 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.8239

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Do u think Mr beast takes skyrizi

29.03.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If ur on the keto diet i think i may hate you as a person

23.03.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If I ever have ever personally offended you:

You had it coming.

09.03.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5103    πŸ” 304    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 20

Youngster multiplied by cash???

10.03.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Child no dollar sign

09.03.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brb meeting my therapist here

14.02.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ringworm is like obsessed with me dude

02.03.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘Ž

23.01.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ME: *walking with my girlfriend* One thing you don't know about me is my friends call me 'The Postman'

HER: *all cute* Is that because you always deliver?

ME: *suddenly being attacked by a dog* It is not

22.01.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2398    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4

fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

21.01.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16610    πŸ” 854    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 24

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

21.01.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need to start walking around with my taser fr

18.01.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘Ž

17.01.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my penis is haunted. It has a mind of its own. It controls me. I am no longer of free will. I am at the will of my freed willy. It's horrible. I must find a way to break this cock curse.

16.12.2024 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)

07.01.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1905    πŸ” 324    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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She adventure on my ghost until I Zak Bagans

30.12.2024 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2025 β€” the year of the freak

28.12.2024 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goldman Sachs asks in biotech research report: 'Is curing patients a sustainable business model?' Goldman Sachs warns sales from the most successful disease treatments are difficult to maintain.

This article highlights why more β€œcrazy motherfuckers”are likely going to kill more extremely wealthy, β€œheartless, motherfuckers.”

Society has reached the tipping point on inequities. Especially those leaving the masses to suffer and die.

www.cnbc.com/2018/04/11/g...

18.12.2024 07:41 β€” πŸ‘ 17063    πŸ” 4520    πŸ’¬ 1269    πŸ“Œ 526

Gots to

18.12.2024 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every once in awhile I go into snake mode and all my skin sheds

18.12.2024 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too man

18.12.2024 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The dehydration hasn't killed me yet. We win these

16.12.2024 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean there are longer and more widely recognized quizzes like this

13.12.2024 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we r being horny on main I have to participate πŸ™„πŸ™„

13.12.2024 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm chronically low on the vitamin D

*slow wink*

12.12.2024 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

Going freak mode

10.12.2024 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I might have a little bit of an issue

05.12.2024 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's up?

04.12.2024 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's crazy... anyways

04.12.2024 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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