Berix

was watching a fireborn video and he mentioned the free needle upgrade in bellhart.

So anyways I have my first needle upgrade and APPARENTLY there was just a staircase there the whole time that I've never seen (also that sign being solid is bullshit)

My silksong opinion has moved onto "there is not a single enjoyable non-boss enemy to fight in the entire god damn game"

the context is nail 0 4th try high halls arena

Cogwork Dancers are somehow the worst Silksong fight yet (for one I was promised to be on the level of Mantis Lords). Incredibly boring, horrible runback, and like, only challenging because of a single jank-ass hitbox.

I do not see the appeal.

The Last Judge fight would be better if the inside of this fire flail attack wasn’t a hitbox.

Like just have it be short enough that if you parry the initial spin you don’t get hit and can stay inside instead of running away and snoozing while you wait for it to end. Zzz move.

nohit silksong lvl 1 lock 100% hard mode

to produce some gamer cred for when I start whinging about silksong nickel and diming the player, just first tried sister spliter and 4th tried Moorwing. Post-nerf but I wouldnt have died to double damage air-blades anyways.

Silksong releasing is the worst thing that could possibly have happened for metroidvanias.

Now Hollow Knight fans have a second game that they think is actually flawless and anyone that disagrees just isn’t good enough and doesn’t understand differences in game design.

wtf i’m too tired

it makes a lot more sense when talking about huniepop but I distinctly remember thinking it was silksong interaction bait

can you edit tweets surely I didn’t misread this as talking about hollowslop when I read it at 7am

and also like half the bosses lets be so real here

…no? a sub-genre of them, maybe. But I feel action-RPG has a lot broader scope than a soulslike

As long as you also hold this opinion about roguelikes and soulslikes I'll let it slide

I HATE the marvel rivals Emma design. WHY ARE HER KNEES VISIBLE??

Find me ONE consistent costume where Emma's knees are visible!!!

Like 90% of the time her legs are covered and its her tits that are out. This is NOT *my* White Queen

I hate light novels omfg

I'm trying to get into a fandom but they just hold the light novel above all else for sources and reasoning but like, holy shit there is nothing else I would rather do less than read 35 light novels

because omfg light novel writing might be the worst thing in the world

Teacher nothing! Brother, I don't pretend I'm clever - just, in the end, It comes down to telling True from False. Oh, nothing is more lovely than the quiet pulse Of everyday piety in the true believer. Nothing more sickening than the self deceiver - The purveyor of platitudes that won't quite wash, The sepulchre applying his own whitewash. See, the ranting holyroller, born-again bigot, virgin birther Member of the Elect, latterday crusader, fundamentalist flat-earther Is often as sincere as he is round the bend! Much worse, the blatant charlatan! For his own ends, He cynically exploits what mankind most reveres, Manipulates our deepest, most sacred, hopes and fears. These days it's not at all uncommon To hear fat, rich, priests decrying mammon. Pastmasters all at twisting the text So they profit in this world by way of the next. They trade in pie-in-the-sky and (can you beat it?) Here in this world they have their cake and cat it. Doubly dangerous, these demons, whose best weapon Is our reverence. We give them power to step on Everyone and everything, all in God's name! They are quick to anger, quicker still to blame. They call down Heaven's Wrath to help them do their worst Before they stick in the knife and twist, they bless it first.

culturally relevant BARS (Tartuffe, Liz Lochhead, 1.5.68)

just had the following interaction with a guy in the elevator
guy: "hey why are you wearing that mask?"
me: "Oh I just dont like getting sick"
guy: "is it like a COVID thing?"
me: "Yeah I've had some bad coughs in the past"
guy: "Oh yeah I have one of those right now"
guy: *coughs as he walks away*

I forgot how much I hated reading academic papers after that relaxing academic paper–free last semester

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