Keys

Keys

@astraldissection.bsky.social

I do #humanmade art sometimes Also on Cara - https://cara.app/astraldissection she/her

168 Followers 787 Following 164 Posts Joined Aug 2023
3 days ago
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GREAT NEWS!!!!! 😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

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2 days ago
cartoon drawing of me lying on the ground knees to my chest and scowling

caption: “quietly resentful about having to exist today”

an old one #comic

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3 days ago

I feel like the crowd here on bluesky is pretty savvy to this already, but please don’t try to get information from genAI.

And remember to scroll past Google’s AI overview in search results, or simply click the sources that get linked. It’s consistently incorrect.

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5 days ago

Swear they're gonna start trying the "they can't sue all of us!" tactic

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6 days ago
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'
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6 days ago
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Monday!
#calvinandhobbes #digitalart ##digitalpainting

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5 days ago
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Canadian military personnel identified on white supremacist dating site | CBC Accessibility Members of the Canadian Armed Forces are among the profiles leaked from a white-only dating website that promoted white supremacist ideology, a CBC News visual investigation found.

Naming the website that exposed this "OKStupid" was peak

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6 days ago

I've heard a grown man with multiple daughters ask "but what if Kamala is on her period when a war starts?"

Like sir do you think she's let menstruation define her actions in the rest of her political career???

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6 days ago
It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited:

“what’s your opinion on women’s day

as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”
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6 days ago

Utah? Why are the Mormons so rich?

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6 days ago

Is my hearing shot, is this singer mumbling, or is a song in Simlish suddenly a top 40 hit?

Getting older is fun

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1 week ago

I need a kitty. Singing nonsense songs to my breakfast burrito just isn't the same.

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1 week ago

There's this one stomp and holler song where it sounds like buddy is trying to sing through getting his balls kicked on the chorus and it really needs to get taken off of my workplace's playlist

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6 months ago

What an expertly called shot

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2 weeks ago

You ever stop and think about how it's wild people used to have to go someplace to see someone's art? Like we really take for granted you can just scroll through an app while you're on your own toilet and see like a hundred times the art some farmer in the middle ages could ever imagine existing.

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2 weeks ago
A t-shirt with the text 'Alpha Male' and a kitten and butterflies below it.

My new favourite t-shirt just got ordered.

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2 weeks ago
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Charmed and fascinated by Chess Wars, a DOS game released in 1996 that features live-action cutscenes of medieval melee when playing pieces engage one another in battle.

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2 weeks ago

It's the invoices at work for me. I need the details! The only automated nice-to-have would be a tally of how many boxes of freight there are and honestly I kind of like having the few extra seconds of quiet I can spend in the office tallying them up anyway, not to mention it doesn't require AI.

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2 weeks ago

Third guy's take is wild considering how many of the current administration are on the list and/or did that shit regardless of Epstein ties

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2 weeks ago

Already a (very mild) pet peeve when people ask me 'can I ask you a question', but I just said 'yeah' to someone and she accosted me with 'is it possible to ask you a question?!' all aggressive with the bug-eyed Karen stare and honestly I may have just narrowly avoided a prison sentence keeping mum.

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3 weeks ago

So cute!!!

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3 weeks ago
sight posted on a door reading

DO NOT SOLILCIT ANY RELIGIONS TO MY DOOR!
I ALREADY WORSHIP MY WIFE
*photo of an older blond woman with her hair parted in the middle)
JUNE 3 1987 - FIRST KISS
AUG 9, 1987 - FIRST PHYSICAL EXPRESSION OF OUR LOVE
NOV 7, 1992 - MY MOMENT OF WEAKNESS
(I COMMIT ONE HARM TO MYSELF EACH DAY EVER SINCE TO ATONE)

MYWIFEISGOD.COM
1HARMEACHDAY.ORG

ATTN

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3 weeks ago
Bronze Medal Guy meme by 3palec modified to show the dog from the Winter Olympics celebrating by getting his well-deserved medal, giving the middle finger to everyone because he is the best boy.

THE WINNER

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3 weeks ago
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

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3 weeks ago
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1 month ago

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

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1 month ago
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finally painted the dumbest 3D sculpt i’ve made to date #art

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1 month ago
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World. A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers." A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands." A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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1 month ago

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

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