the biggest midwest trait I have that will never go away is pronouncing aunt like the bug and not like a fancy boy who loves his sweets
02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0the biggest midwest trait I have that will never go away is pronouncing aunt like the bug and not like a fancy boy who loves his sweets
02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I like the new starters
01.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
I drew the three stooges for my friend
26.02.2026 23:25 — 👍 3209 🔁 974 💬 42 📌 21
I like the new starters
01.03.2026 04:54 — 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0who would ever say scabby, can’t be me
28.02.2026 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to smell the aroma of an alien
28.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like watching monsters and blood and scary shit but as soon as I have to control the guy dealing with all that I seize up and close out of the game
27.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I had the superpower of playing horror games without getting too immersed and scared. breaks my heart
27.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I can’t believe they’re real and they fw me
27.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 72 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0hate to say this but Ben and Jerry’s Tonight Dough is phenomenal, seeing jimmy fallons stupid face is a price I will pay for good cream
26.02.2026 23:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0but also I want the complete series on blu ray soon thanks
26.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like zach and michael are cooking up something else for the future so I’m not too bummed about this news. burnout stinks!
26.02.2026 04:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*fucking macaroni and cheese* that’s what good- ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
26.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0pat cut an extra five minutes of the call where I talked about the bluesky furry community and karaoke #ReleaseTheJoeyCut
25.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I make an appearance on the new Podcast About List episode to answer a very important question youtu.be/8iNCZXkjV6c?...
25.02.2026 12:28 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0to eat
24.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there’s free poop outside if you want to have some @elonmusk @donladtrump
24.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Did some small cat paintings I'll put up for sale soon! 5x7 inch
24.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 111 🔁 35 💬 1 📌 0
Jimi Hendrix: 'scuse me while I kiss the sky!!
Me age 12: He's going to kiss "this guy"?? LMFAO
Me age 16: (jacking off because he's going to kiss this guy
no but do you want to come over after school tomorrow
24.02.2026 03:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my archived thoughts
24.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
millennials be like “I can’t buy a home, gonna make a thick hamburger patty about it” LOL!
Gen Z be like “auhgffqwww sgwo :)” (they are illiterate) LOL!
cavemen be like “ough”
Todd Cruise has the best movies and he junps on the couch too! :)
23.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bro you’re 28 & STILL haven’t had homemade meatloaf with a side of buttery mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli? 💀
23.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0#MikesTreats (picture of poop shawarma)
23.02.2026 02:46 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0getting a lot of dms saying “I want that sandwich tattooed on me 😍” and to that I say: you’re scaring me
22.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
stuff I made yesterday: tattoo design and beef pot roast sandwich
21.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 55 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0If you see this, post a monster
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I spent 6 months learning DDR and interviewed players at arcades & conventions across California, Washington, Oregon, and even Tokyo.
Featuring Garrett Hunter, Kamikaze_Shortbus, @dr-ryan.bsky.social & more, this is my journey of rediscovering DDR.
youtu.be/bC35GgBXaGk
