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Geoff Baldwin

@drhandgrenaid.bsky.social

Z list Bruins fan. Bloviator Emeritus at BearlyOnTopic. Lapsed Geologist. Professional GirlDad

32 Followers  |  47 Following  |  34 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.8872

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They’re making it real hard for God to put down that space rock he’s been thinking of throwing

15.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plane hitting the 2nd Tower.

11.07.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really hard to look at today and have any sweet clue what Sweeney is up to

01.07.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Real hard to

01.07.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O

01.07.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

L. O

01.07.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Donny did the thing!!!!!!

28.06.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CENTCOM: US Government as Kwangtung Army: Japanese Empire

20.06.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would have blamed Sumner for getting beaten with that cane

12.06.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bruins fan here: its just bad hockey in the least interesting ways possible

01.04.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty safe money on Torts being the next Bruins coach I reckon

27.03.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most blissful stage of liking rock music is that window between discovering The Doors at age 14 and figuring out that they were absolute dogshit at age 15

23.03.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to kink shame or anything, but why does the Orange guy get so horny for smashing his own balls with a hammer?

11.03.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Theres a lot to criticize about Don Sweeney but it seems that people at the other place are only capable of screaming about a Don Sweeney that they made up in their heads

07.03.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love hockey media is pretending Frederic can actually play C

05.03.2025 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The King’s apparent silence here is a pretty strong argument for Canada to cut the cord and become a Republic…

28.02.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Far too much of the Bruins folk on the other place clearly weren’t around for the 14-15 and 15-16 dip let alone the pre-2011 dark years and it shows

24.02.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Team USA lost because Trump ruined the vibes. Change my mind

21.02.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The toddler has been watching a decent bit of Old Disney and man that studio has a hard on for bad guys falling to their deaths.

Except Clayton. They straight up hanged that fool on screen

10.02.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The 2nd round pick was Jared Knight, not Wilson

28.01.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel nothing. I am numb and distressingly indifferent

23.01.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For the record, in the unlikely event of my Carlo-Bichsel idea you wouldn’t be too upset. Hes a very large Swiss-German defensive Dman who can skate well enough.

Your kind of guy

23.01.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ideal:
Marshy to WPG for a 1st and Yager

Brazeau/Freddie/Geekie to various places for 2nds or solid B prospects

Coyle to NJ for Mercer and a 2nd

Carlo to someplace for a 2nd or D prospect (Dallas for Bichsel?)

Peeke for a 2nd (they’ve upcycled him enough to profit)

Zacha for a 1st+ B prospect

23.01.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Notice I said nothing about Zadorov, Elias, and Korpisalo. Not because I want to keep them but because thats a dead letter.

23.01.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay Bruins time to rip off the band aid. Trade Freddie, Geekie, Brazeau, and (sigh) Marshy as rentals. Try and move Coyle, Carlo, and Peeke. Feel the market for Zacha.

Its only a retool as long as you keep McAvoy, Pasta, Sway, and Hampus plus the young β€˜uns

23.01.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Strawberry Rhubarb has my full and focused attention

22.01.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all hurt yourselves faling for Jobs’s snake oil and not discovering how incredibly much better a Zune was than an iPod.

Okay thats really just a me complaint

16.01.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is for my 5 month old to learn how to sleep through a fart

25.12.2024 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*Bruins playing hockey on the west coast*

*lives in Atlantic time zone*

12.12.2024 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, shes *somehow* even hornier than Frollo in Hunchback of Notre Dame

08.12.2024 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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