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Wolfie baby
#moonshine #deadlock

Celeste and Silver from deadlock, having a drink together!

Bullied in Lane.
#moonshine #deadlock

Shop got updated with new handmade Cutting boards.
This time featuring Leopard Wood. All one of ones!
Give them a look! solonsite.com

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

yeah yeah im the hidden king

Team Rocket tries teaching baby silver to be eeeeeevil #pokemon #lugia

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

big cats

my ship art #deadlock

古い絵。オヤブンだいすき！！！！！

a few ivy's doodled

“The Adventures of Jester Jackalope” OUT NOW everywhere 😅❤️🎶 thank you for this life

Not content simply to steal Satoshi Kon's Perfect Blue every time he makes a film, Daren Aranofsky graduates to stealing the work of thousands of filmmakers.

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

a Shinx and an Absol stand in what seems to be a forest mystery dungeon during sunset. Behind them are a Golem, Tyranitar, Yanmega and Garchomp, all beaten and still smoking. Vesper, the Shinx, is sighting in relief, though shaking anxiously. Robyn, the Absol, stares ahead to the viewer, with text pointing to him that says "Just witnessed what can only be described as a war crime."

a Shinx and an Absol stand in what seems to be a forest mystery dungeon during sunset. Behind them are a Golem, Tyranitar, Yanmega and Garchomp, all beaten and still smoking. Robyn, the Absol, glances at the shinx with a drop of sweat running down his head and a bewildered look. Vesper, the Shinx, looks no less worried as he exclaims "That was so scary! I-I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't been here, Robyn..." Text pointing to Vesper labels "The criminal

the move discharge would go on to be banned in several countries

[ #pmd #absol #shinx ]

Pinpoint

beepa day!!!!

A digital illustration of the Pokemon Ampharos. It has a long glossy black horselike mane, tied at the nape of its neck in a little gold bow, as well as a red cloak lined with thick fur. It holds a long stick with a hanging ceramic lantern at the end.

A digital illustration of the Pokemon Buizel. Its head crest is slicked up in a mohawk and streaked with yellow and bright blue; a yellow and white sash is tied at its waist, and it has a heavy backpack. Its neck and backpack are decorated with a tangled fishing net with lead weights, and it wields a length of rope with another weight like a bolas.

starting to suspect these aren't dogs. puts clothes on them anyway

A digital illustration of the Pokemon Aggron. It's wearing a blacksmith apron, various belts and leather armpieces, baggy pants, and props a blacksmith hammer on its shoulder.

A digital illustration of the Pokemon Breloom. It has a pale green shawl, and a bow fixed to the back of its cap that trails a bridal veil mushroom web. Lotus leaves sprout from its tail, and it leans with both arms on a wooden cane.

ok last ones. it's the cool kids

Women will save the world

In hiding... in the United States. Families are in hiding in the United States. Government gangs are forcing families into hiding in the United States of America.

yeah

Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112

Watch out for the ONE question where they try to trick you by putting "I want AI" as the bottom option where EVERY other question has "I don't want AI" at the bottom!

Women are awesome.

a commissioner unfortunately had to back out, so I'm opening for one more of these!! FC pickup only! :D fill out the form if you're interested!!
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💃 "BAILA" EP 💃
🐲 The debut 4-track release by Draz 🐲
OUT NOW ON ALL PLATFORMS 💥💥💥

Yoo! Just came back from the TOD studio and did a little minimix for the EP! come check it out!
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