“Jesus’s iPhone”
The readings are inspirational.
The music, not so great.
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Horror Author jbrianreed.wixsite.com/bolus Published with Gamut, Sley House, Black Sheep, Yabblins, Crystal Lake, etc.
“Jesus’s iPhone”
The readings are inspirational.
The music, not so great.
Make me in your image
“Blood red numbers on the nightstand clock, 2:04AM on a restless night, an intangible something slips into bed with me.” Read more…(linked in comments).
01.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Doofy-looking skeleton
Halloween…(Yeeeeeee!)
31.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Picture of some old, bald dude trying to make a name for himself as a writer of gross and disgusting things.
Well look who showed up on the House of Shadows and Ink Patreon site. Apparently this dude thinks he’s a hot tamale. I say we take him down a peg or two.
29.10.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Banner gets gamma rayed.
Uncanny…
28.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ending scene from “Cemetery Man.”
“I should’ve known. The rest of the world doesn’t exist.”
26.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dog wearing glasses
Sometimes she stares into the abyss.
And it’s very, very blurry.
Shallow Waters screen grab. I won!
I finally did it! Looking forward to hosting next month’s competition. @crystallake.bsky.social
24.10.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0More public transactions (like subway) should come with the option of adding chips, drinks, and cookies.
24.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Guy that looks like KISS
Just saw this guy on TV. Is it just me or does he somehow manage to look like every single member of KISS (both past and present) combined?
21.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here are Cal Giliker’s finalists and the order in which the stories will be posted on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/your-f...
06.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0“I dispense candy out of my mouth.”
I have accidentally discovered the most disturbing sentence ever written in the English language.
02.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Small knitted figurine
This…
25.08.2025 20:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Whut?”
“Nothin’”
“K”
Trans-Allegheny Asylum main building.
Trans-Allegheny…
14.05.2025 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Large castle reproduction on a hill that’s actually a hotel, restaurant, and spa.
And yes, for the record, there is a castle on a hill outside Lexington, KY. So, there ya go.
08.05.2025 01:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Flat white glove beside a car tire.
I think I ran over a mime.
11.04.2025 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Famous headstone from Night of the Living Dead.
I have to make the pilgrimage every few years since I’m only about three hours away. Good stuff.
28.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0At least a hundred chocolate bunnies all staring at me.
They have the look of bunnies…but not the nature of bunnies.
22.03.2025 22:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Six phases of a lunar eclipse.
Something ate the moon last night.
14.03.2025 19:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Person wearing all black while looking at an all black piece of art.
I’m feeling artistic today.
13.03.2025 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listening to the song “Car Wash” while in the car wash?
Yes.
Yes, I am.
Hairless Guinea pig.
02.03.2025 03:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My little dog is scratching her ear. Getting at it good. Really in there.
She stops for a second to smell her toes.
I honestly don’t think we’re all that different when it gets right down to it.
“Ah, Grendel!” he said. “You improve them, my boy! Can’t you see that yourself? You stimulate them! You make them think and scheme. You drive them to poetry, science, religion, all that makes them what they are for as long as they last.”
26.01.2025 02:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun fact: The play on stage is Chekhov’s The Seagull.
www.patreon.com/posts/119967...
Still trying to figure out why I feel I have to say everything twice when speaking to pets and infants.
08.01.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0