Richard Jensen

This is the only reason all disabilities are considered disabilities. 💀💀💀

I realize broad science-literacy problems cannot generally be solved just by shoving more facts at people but I really wish more people understood that the entire purpose and mechanism of a vaccine is to educate your OWN immune system, making it about the most "natural" medical intervention possible

More people need to read but less people need to speak

Two words. Good luck!

Oh lawd this sound track is porn keyboard bad. I forgot about that.

I can never stress enough that transphobia is in part turbo charged sexism. TERF's talk about women like a weird farmer talks about livestock and its so telling.

Also JCVD loves doing the splits. It’s his only talent really. He has all the acting ability of a diseased turnip. But there he is with a HUGE NEON SIGN saying LOOK ST ME!!

Bloodsport is SUCH a bad movie. And it was listed under historical. But you gotta respect the complete lack of vision and talent, except the two feds chasing down JCVD. One of who was the amazing Forrest Whittaker.

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To the guest who taught the animatronic bear to vape: Please report to Guest Services. We want to hire you.

10/40 <3

anyone wanna match it? <3

And where shall you be sneaking?

$178 due today to keep electricity on!!!! HELP!!!

one thing that's making me feel particularly insane lately is how there is no longer any limit to the amount of wrong you can be

No that’s coat check Garry. The cats took pit boss Gary.

I’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me @effinbirds.com

#⏰🐘🧵

Local woman wakes up, sends all the billionaires to a Hunger Games style competition in Siberia but instead of fancy weapons and supplies they’ll just use their keen intellect to survive and also the one that wins has to stay there forever too with no money, makes oatmeal.

Hd uses the R-slur in his bio. Very easy block.

a close up of homer simpson 's face with a big nose Alt: a close up of homer simpson as he belches

Also.

Were I to be in absolute control I would sentence all bigots and unreasonably rich people to re-education clamps.

No that’s not a typo.

🏳️‍⚧️: My gender was misdiagnosed at birth. I need HRT and other medical care.
🧑‍⚕️: 🤷👍💉

We’re disappointed that our Vape Ape didn't win NASA’s “Ape in Space” contest. Apparently a hardcore cherry vape addiction prohibits program participation.

It smells like an ashtray outside. #yqr

We’ve been telling y’all over and over again that “trans men in the women’s room” isn’t a gotcha, it’s a prelude to our total exclusion from public life.

Do you believe us yet?

You wanna GO, US? Fuck you! #ElbowsUp #GlovesOff

I'm not directly quoting the post because many people do not want drawings of dicks in their timeline, but I commissioned @dicksbyrichard.bsky.social to do a drawing for a friend who just had a vasectomy and the result is truly hilarious and moving and you should go look at it on Richard's timeline.

You’ve had success having a point of view on your show, as Colbert has, at least in the ratings. Late night used to be broad, unifying entertainment. I know Jay Leno recently spoke on this topic, about making a show for everyone … I’m going to take a hard pass on taking comedic advice from Jay Leno.

John Oliver just says the thing. I'm happy for him.

Geeeezasfakk. How have these people made it to adulthood.

A stylized charmander in the Cree art style, standing with arms up on a fiery background. He's surrounded by sparks of light connected by a blue line

A little preview of the stuff I'm bringing with me to WorldCon's art show...