Sheldon Cooper @sheldoncooper

*you're

14.12.2023 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We work on our own then sell our stuff to the highest bidder which gives us money to make more tech until we're the richest people alive.

14.12.2023 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We need him alive so we can sell our tech.

14.12.2023 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We make twitter and don't fuck it up like elon musk.

14.12.2023 22:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Time machine.

14.12.2023 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe they'll name a telescope after us

14.12.2023 22:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We will win all the scientific rewards they'll name collages after us.

14.12.2023 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure

14.12.2023 22:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*holds out hand* let us call it even and work together.

14.12.2023 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll spoil how every marvel and dc movie ends to you since you're in the past

14.12.2023 22:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So you're dating your mother?

14.12.2023 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'll spoil how everyone we love dies.

14.12.2023 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Met my younger self. Can't believe I was such a brat.

14.12.2023 19:17 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Bazinga

14.12.2023 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You truly are a mighty little man

14.12.2023 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But don't you wanna earn a Nobel prize.

14.12.2023 02:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm you, but older, I've accomplished so much more then you because of that.

14.12.2023 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Know your place, kid.

14.12.2023 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Acid rain

14.12.2023 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bazinga

26.11.2023 11:16 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You can't escape the wrath of Sheldon Cooper

23.11.2023 02:18 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sheldon Cooper