I see your Trump and raise you a Miller.
So…Biden gave them away in 2020 but it’s ok bc Voldemort replenished them in 2016?
2026 earworm holding strong today:
“This is my world and I am world leader pretend
This is my life
And this is my time
I have been given the freedom
To do as I see fit
It's high time I've razed the walls that I've constructed.”
R.E.M., “World Leader Pretend”
Crucial bit to recognize:
PUPPY BOWL!
Tell me they don’t belong there without telling me they don’t being there.
Yes, I understand Dems don’t control either body of Congress. Yes, I know any attempt at impeachment will fail. But history won’t be reading the fine print. Do we want to go down as not having even tried?
In awe and admiration of their bravery and resilience every single day.
So this administration has charged an independent Black journalist reporting in Minnesota but not two white agents who murdered two citizens
Volume UP
Interesting bc Ashli Babbitt.
We don’t say it out of blindness or naïveté. It’s because we know that throwing up our hands in defeat won’t keep people motivated to stay in the fight.
Can’t say it better than this:
You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.
The best take so far.
Always makes me think of that scene in Jerry Maguire when he’s trying to find the right song on the radio
Let’s find a way for Newsom to win the peace prize. Not my favorite guy but that should do Voldemort in but good.
The Onion feels like the only thing worth living for sometimes.
Cautiously optimistic but concerned that the “yea” votes were bc he told them to and not symbolic of a fractured base.
Epstein survivor Haley Robson: "To the President of the United States of America, I want to send a clear message to you…I can't help to be skeptical of what [your] agenda is…I am traumatized. I am not stupid. You have put us through so much stress…It's not right."
I know this is awfully low on the list of destruction he has wrought, but normalizing the decline in common courtesy and public discourse is still a problem.
Marge is many things, but stupid isn’t one of them. She knows how to play the game…she must have receipts.
Esp the slowed down live acoustic versions with backup vocals
It was hard enough for me to start liking things Newsom says. No chance I can stomach it with MTG.
You know what else is a bad look, Speaker? Your mirror.
World Leader Pretend! But also I Remember California
I’m so grateful for this glimmer of hope!
When it comes from the top…
And how far we’ve come from thinking words like these are pessimistic at best and alarmist at worst; now they’re just statements of fact and with an almost guaranteed outcome.
Feels like we should be submitting corrections to Apple Maps bc this is no longer what the White House looks like.
