Cheeky Monkey

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I tell you, we need teleporters! 😘

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Me, a grey-haired, grey-bearded man, naked in a hotel bed showing my hairy chest and belly and soft cock

Hello from Manchester - who else is here this weekend? 😉

At night one’s thoughts are to the razor turn’d,
And though one knows one’s previously been burn’d,
Alas, as light through yonder window breaks,
‘Tis time to witness facial hair mistakes

From “As you don’t like it: A Tragedie which hath befallen many a bearded person”
Or something 😜

hi, yes, I would also like to settle in naked with you 😜😍🥵

I could give you a demonstration? Or I could help you out of them? Or, hey, why not both? 😉😘

Happy birthday! 🥳 🎉🎂 When do I get to enjoy your cake again? 🤤😈

The only reasonable answer is to have louder sex to drown them out 🤷‍♂️ I’ll be right over 😜

Good luck with the job hunt ❤️

And for my next trick, I’ll make it disappear 😋🤤

Hiii 😍😘

We should just stay naked - much simpler 😜😘

I’m also reporting directly to your ass 😋🤤🥵

Congrats on 4k you gorgeous goof 😆 have hugs and snuggles and smooches 😘 🥰

The correct answer is yes to all 😈

Happy birthday! 🥳 😍🥵😘

Yes please. I want to make you moan 😈 I’m definitely looking forward to us being on the same side of the Atlantic since stupid geography gets in the way of cumming all over 🥵😘

Or just join us 😈

You can’t be right all of the time 🤷‍♂️

Yes: you’re literally so fucking hot people should pay you to get a whiff of your pits

Correction: you need get naked with me publicly 😈 (that would be a much better show for the people 😜)

And we’re glad to have you back over here 😘

In that case, I’ll follow from my definitely-not-twitch account 😜😘

I like the sound of that… but then what am I to do with my idle hands? They’d probably end up exploring your body. Actually, that doesn’t seem like a bad idea 👀🥵

Oh, definitely. Just don’t ask me how many times because I can’t count them on one hand … and the other hand is busy jerking off 😈

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There might be more messes 🤷‍♂️ I'll keep you busy...

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