cavatappi_papi

cavatappi_papi

@cavatappipapi.bsky.social

856 Followers 572 Following 840 Posts Joined Dec 2023
1 day ago

it would be nice if one thing in modern life were not a scam

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1 day ago

Cheers!

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2 days ago
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a woman is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words wake up on her face . Alt: Sarah Conner from terminator is standing in front of a chain link fence with the words wake up on her face .

Look at every video they post. Zero body movement, exact same facial movements, weird cadence… istg this is AI

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2 days ago

especially love that cardigan. thrifting is so satisfying.

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2 days ago

Speaking of butts:

The narrower curvature at the front of a conventional toilet seat “creates limited space for male genitalia when a man sits on the toilet seat.”

Masculine Toilet Matt sees a similar problem in how narrow the strait of Hormuz can feel and that’s why he’s the man for the job.

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2 days ago

Can’t believe that’s a real person and not AI yikes.

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3 days ago

A memelord who should be stuffed into a locker was allowed to compromise our national security and destroy decades of important work… because a drug addled pedo grifter from South Africa spent enough money to re-elect the drug addled pedo grifter president.

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3 days ago

My personal fav is North Mediterranean and South Mediterranean

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3 days ago

The fact that the tv show got to use this is always funny to me. Queen melts your face in the intro and then we join Adrian Paul with the worst Scottish accent ever filmed.

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4 days ago

He’s too inept to solve any real problems so he focuses on stuff like this. Total failure.

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5 days ago

Remember when John McCain called him an idiot lol

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5 days ago

Oh my god it’s only tuesday

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5 days ago

everyone involved in this embarrassment should be banned from using the internet forever.

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5 days ago

Cannot STAND the way this dweeb talks. Possibly the biggest phony in the entire administration.

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1 week ago

tf is a mortgage

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1 week ago

I had a couple of hellish years where I worked nights thurs - mon. I’d go hard at brunch alone on tuesday mornings and I’m sure people thought I was out of control lol

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1 week ago

People are saying this was written by AI but to me it seems like it was written in a different language and then DoD used google translate without proofreading.

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1 week ago

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

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1 week ago
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a man wearing a black shirt and suspenders smiles in front of a stack of boxes Alt: a man wearing a black shirt and suspenders smiles in front of a stack of boxes. Matthew machonuhgheyie from interstellar smiling then crying in his spaceship

made an appointment and was the only person in my college passport office… I asked to take it again and they said that wasn’t allowed.

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1 week ago

“His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did.”

game time decisions are tough. if only there were a way to use both in a not weird way🤔

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1 week ago

Corey Lewandowski better keep that same mile high blankie white knight energy with Markwayne

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1 week ago

I think they do it so that they don’t have to stop scrolling while having the phone convo.

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1 week ago

The only person strong enough to hold you back is you

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1 week ago

Encanto or Wall-E are my go to movies when I’m sick.

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1 week ago
Photo of the blood moon eclipse

Finally a benefit from insomnia

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1 week ago

We must ban polar bear fighting in schools! For the sake of the children!

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1 week ago

Object permanence also baffling to the senator

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1 week ago
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HAYES: The US is choosing the date of engagement. We decided when we launched

GALLEGO: We actually don't know that. It seems like we may have actually launched at time that was pushed by Israel, because if there was proper planning you would've hardened these positions

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1 week ago

"No stupid rules of engagement"

The mopes who think they like war without rules are the first to cry foul when that world visits them, when they cannot cap the chaos they once unleashed. Every fool thinks they want this right up until they get it.

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2 weeks ago

10/10

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