it would be nice if one thing in modern life were not a scam
Cheers!
Look at every video they post. Zero body movement, exact same facial movements, weird cadence… istg this is AI
especially love that cardigan. thrifting is so satisfying.
Speaking of butts:
The narrower curvature at the front of a conventional toilet seat “creates limited space for male genitalia when a man sits on the toilet seat.”
Masculine Toilet Matt sees a similar problem in how narrow the strait of Hormuz can feel and that’s why he’s the man for the job.
Can’t believe that’s a real person and not AI yikes.
A memelord who should be stuffed into a locker was allowed to compromise our national security and destroy decades of important work… because a drug addled pedo grifter from South Africa spent enough money to re-elect the drug addled pedo grifter president.
My personal fav is North Mediterranean and South Mediterranean
The fact that the tv show got to use this is always funny to me. Queen melts your face in the intro and then we join Adrian Paul with the worst Scottish accent ever filmed.
He’s too inept to solve any real problems so he focuses on stuff like this. Total failure.
Remember when John McCain called him an idiot lol
Oh my god it’s only tuesday
everyone involved in this embarrassment should be banned from using the internet forever.
Cannot STAND the way this dweeb talks. Possibly the biggest phony in the entire administration.
tf is a mortgage
I had a couple of hellish years where I worked nights thurs - mon. I’d go hard at brunch alone on tuesday mornings and I’m sure people thought I was out of control lol
People are saying this was written by AI but to me it seems like it was written in a different language and then DoD used google translate without proofreading.
please accept my sincerest oopsie daises
made an appointment and was the only person in my college passport office… I asked to take it again and they said that wasn’t allowed.
“His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did.”
game time decisions are tough. if only there were a way to use both in a not weird way🤔
Corey Lewandowski better keep that same mile high blankie white knight energy with Markwayne
I think they do it so that they don’t have to stop scrolling while having the phone convo.
The only person strong enough to hold you back is you
Encanto or Wall-E are my go to movies when I’m sick.
Finally a benefit from insomnia
We must ban polar bear fighting in schools! For the sake of the children!
Object permanence also baffling to the senator
HAYES: The US is choosing the date of engagement. We decided when we launched
GALLEGO: We actually don't know that. It seems like we may have actually launched at time that was pushed by Israel, because if there was proper planning you would've hardened these positions
"No stupid rules of engagement"
The mopes who think they like war without rules are the first to cry foul when that world visits them, when they cannot cap the chaos they once unleashed. Every fool thinks they want this right up until they get it.
10/10