sexy coworker please stop whispering to me about how bad you need to piss i can’t take it anymore
two straight girls flirting w me not knowing a popped a mone earlier
how i’m feeling now
hiiiiiii
me vs ur dick
please god take all of my friends burdens and frustrations and put them on my coworker i hate
all in a days work
what new thirst traps? yall better goon to this old shit
this wasian glow..
living an actually nightmare and woke up 15 minutes before a shift i forgot i picked up starts
i need the people on my discover page to be less corny and more toxic and evil
we should have a bluesky prom and show up with name tags with our urls on them :p
etherium flavored kisses 🥺
trapped in the bitcoin mines
pay day: juice press 😍
the very next day: ice soup
thank god
the people crave 2010 tumblr
winson fermented red rice donut sucking and fucking me rn
who up playing with their changes
when am i gonna be added to the verse asexual sides of bluesky list
tfw you think it’s a bird but it’s just a paper bag <<<
good morning streaks
not chu..not chu…
a true testament to me quitting weed forever is me coming across an entire 8th on the ground and not picking it up
spontaneously booked a trip to maimi 👀
kind of nostalgic for last november/december when i was unemployed and off my rocker
you can be loopy you can be kinky you can be hot and that’s okay ❤️
i say this every six months and never do but im thinking of stepping out of my asexua era
