@universalsmudge.bsky.social

492 Followers 423 Following 1,191 Posts Joined Nov 2025
22 hours ago

Taco the Clown, with big dreams and bigger issues, should take up with a psychologist, psychiatrist, and either exorcist or HOA (same vibe).

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1 day ago

We’re so sweet. 🇺🇸 We still say, maybe.

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1 day ago

To be fair, only when said human disobey.
And we all know that’s a crap shoot, like our current administration.

So I guess our government and black cats have a lot in common 🤔

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Highly unlikely but I appreciate your exuberance! Keep your hope for that reality, alive.

In the infinity of possibilities, it’s bound to happen!

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1 day ago

Mkay. 🤦‍♀️

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So, you think they’ll hookup? Because, I know how our President likes everything to be a TV show. I’m guessing Donald will make the first, second, third… move. He wants that pu-tin 👄

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Also, war.

But I get my phone decided on, ear. Ear pain is also not on our bucket list

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We don’t know, because “they” don’t know.
It’s always been a shit show and we’ve all let it slide in the hopes that ear wouldn’t happen.

… mmkay

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Brilliant

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You said, anything

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Will I ever find love again, as a brown skinned American with a fetish for the pales?

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I’m pretty sure that’s a kiss.
And, wtf, with their black overcoat with white shed?!!
Give me a mother-fucking-break.

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Okay, wtf. This is a cartoon and I wanna jump on his bike.

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a) who?
b) what?
C) 🫦👄🤤

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1 day ago

Trump.

He’s first.

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“A Building” was also the title of my final paper. Hell, I gave her a perspective on how the Bettles where influenced by land, their urban landscape.

And how the world changed because of those, Strawberry Fields, a small park in England.

Life is plush with strawberry fields, if we just notice.

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Only if you’re tan skinned. It’s the new black.

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We gathered that immediately post stroke. How he remains a leader pretty much how Trump does.

Cowards.

A country full of cowards.

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And this is news because…

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If our people haven’t figured it out by now, then we deserve what’s coming.

This isn’t a movie staring, Maya Rudolph and Luke Wilson.

This is the choices you make in life, coming to collect.

Being less of an A-hole is helpful!
Trust me. Experience speaking,

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Yeah. That’ll save you. But when it comes to driving, it’s not only about you.

I’ve known to many people that have lost their lives to drunk drivers. The drunk drivers always live. The people that are lost didn’t get a say in that moment.

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He didn’t. The manufacturer did.

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I’m. So. Shocked.

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To be fair, we all have psychological hangups, even if you say to yourself you don’t.
It’s life.
Like a dog that needs to poop but has no grass.
Roll with it.
But an abusive leader is not a leader.

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They’d have to advance to the abacus, and that’s far in their future.

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Granted. It’s a big ask. And here we are.

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Tell me what I need to know, clearly, as if I’ve never existed in your world.

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Sounds about white

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Life is free. The trappings of life, are not.

Let’s have a debate about our limits of life-comforts.
Our planet is going to kick us off, and we know it.

She doesn’t need us. We need her.
So, let’s figure this out.

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a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee in an office cubicle . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a cup of coffee in an office cubicle .

America. I want to say, “good while it lasted,” but I live here.

Let’s get our shit together. (If I must) That’d be great.

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