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Heather Hawthorne

@twocakesup.bsky.social

Pizza is the most important element of all (NBA, F1, jokes that make only me laugh)

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we’re nearly there

18.10.2025 23:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If it’s only ‘often’, you aren’t watching enough sports brother

18.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are you yelling??

18.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know why but this made me laugh so hard

18.10.2025 23:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can you make me dinner my microwave is broken 😭

18.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Billboard that reads “keep Louisville weird”

Billboard that reads “keep Louisville weird”

18.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I keep this in my back pocket at all times

18.10.2025 19:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Local college radio station is alternating between Hamilton and Les Mis. 👀

18.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 51    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Hmmm, how interesting 🤔

18.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate! 🇺🇸🗽

18.10.2025 15:18 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Max Verstappen rn:

18.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here’s your fucking mandate Dems

18.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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He doth protesteth a tad

15.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New Marist poll on who U.S. adults would blame for a government shutdown

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Yesterday was NOT a moment of escalation, this thing has BEEN escalating since that jack ass entered the scene with Birth-ism.

America can't even remember a month ago when a red hat assassinated a Dem Politician in their own home with a hit list in hand.

but lets go back. 🧵

11.09.2025 13:40 — 👍 51    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 1

Benny 😭

11.09.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having depression as well. Hell, we all qualify for that one.

11.09.2025 18:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your comment about working in a one hour photo made me laugh so hard

08.09.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like this confirms he *isn’t* there, no?

02.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU?...

05.08.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

She taking applications??

26.07.2025 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have no words

26.07.2025 07:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I either parallel park perfectly or like this

26.07.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does *anything* matter to these people?

26.07.2025 07:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’re seeing our dystopian media come to life

26.07.2025 07:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fun stream chatting about crazy sports mascots! Go trash pandas!

26.07.2025 07:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I got existential on you 😂

26.07.2025 07:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I consider myself the .5 person because I always love this content but am I really a whole person?

26.07.2025 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh my gosh 😂

16.07.2025 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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