Oolie

I'm starting to star in a fairytale I think.

Sha la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa
Busy busy

Bloop

"Throw that ass in a cricle"
I did a pentagram and now there is this goat man in my room.

Lolol brilliant

Real

Lazy with my pager

There is a blue sky and I am on it

Ugh what now? Lol

You ever think you are talking to a normal person and then you start to think they are completely delusional?

I love 💩 ing at the airport

Do you ever use the methodology for something absolutely silly?

Meme a la my 12 y/o niece

Should I leave 💩posting to threads (neuroemia) and be educational here? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Keeping the federal minimum wage low while prices continually skyrocket and Wallstreet is shocked that people can't afford to buy things?

This type of stuff blows my mind

Get a fern tat on my cheek
Call it a face plant

Ravioli Ravioli give me the dopamoni

Can I have your favorite science/history fact?

Alas. My first typo too lol

My niece made this and said "it is a crying child named Robert. He just found out his parent's are getting divorced and he is adopted. I need to make more crying children. It's cursed"

Bruh exactly lol

I love youuuuu

Oolie this week

Thank you!

A black and white dog with short fur behind a reddish-blonde and white dog with long fur. They are laying on a blue couch and looking towards the camera

Bailey is the caboose and Paula is the conductor
Dog train! Choochoo

I will be stealing my own jokes from threads

Let me take a gander
*steals your geese*

Have my memorial at pepperidge farm