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Purveyor of Dismissed Cinema | PanCan Survivor | Author | Fat Lesbian Wife | Fangoria Contributor | Co-Host of This Ends at Prom Podcast | Mouthy Midwest Broad in L.A.

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I love, love, love that you pointed this out. My favorite part of the movie was imagining a world better than the one we have and seeing what it could look like. One where people unquestionably listen to a woman with good ideas.

03.08.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
BJ Colangelo posting like a total asshole in front of a flea market booth including a flag reading β€œFinna Nut” in the Pizza Hut font.

BJ Colangelo posting like a total asshole in front of a flea market booth including a flag reading β€œFinna Nut” in the Pizza Hut font.

Saw a flag at an Ohio flea market today that said β€œFinna Nut” in the β€œPizza Hut” font.

03.08.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Ohio license plate reading β€œBUTTY”

Ohio license plate reading β€œBUTTY”

Ohio license plate reading β€œFARTZZ”

Ohio license plate reading β€œFARTZZ”

Ohio remains undefeated.

03.08.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rex is a brown chihuahua resting his little head on Harmony Colangelo’s thigh. You can also see her forearm and sick as hell Shark Maid tattoo.

Rex is a brown chihuahua resting his little head on Harmony Colangelo’s thigh. You can also see her forearm and sick as hell Shark Maid tattoo.

Check out this small dog nesting on @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social’s leg.

His name is Rex and he’s approximately 87 years old.

02.08.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fucking WEIRD.

02.08.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When you forgo journalism for content, there is a problem.

01.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

John Doe loving THE BABY-SITTERS CLUB books and crying over β€œFarewell, Dawn” is exactly why TWISTED METAL needs to be watched by more people.

01.08.2025 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Twisted Metal S2 just dropped on Peacock so I guess I’m not sleeping before my flight!

01.08.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When I was a teacher, I had sexually-active SEVENTH GRADERS say with full confidence, "It's cool. You can't get pregnant until you're old enough to be a teen mom."

That's what the kind of backwards ass thinking abstinence-only education gets you.

31.07.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

She stopped wearing makeup back in 2019 after her longtime artist Alexis Vogel died of breast cancer. Like, there are factual reasons behind her changing her look. She still wears makeup when she's in movies! This is such a weird spiral!

31.07.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news, all of my hot takes are just loving on things no one else does lol

31.07.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry for this, by the way. It just happened.

31.07.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we live in a SEOciety.

31.07.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

And before someone reads the above post and assumes bad faith, I'm not saying it's a bad thing they forgot about trans men. I'm merely pointing out that the GOP is so violently obsessed with trans women that they forget there are other trans identities.

bsky.app/profile/esqu...

31.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

know what’s super cool? the DOJ putting out a memo stating that all recipients of federal funding must ban trans women (they forgot about trans men again!) from bathrooms the day before we have to go to the airport β€” a recipient of federal funding!

lmao this is going to suck so much ass.

31.07.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

It was shot in Cleveland too! The movie itself is fine, IMO, but damn there’s a lot of stuff to chew on.

31.07.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Gena Rowlands was my conservative mother who didn't understand me, I too would spend my entire adulthood agonizing over it with rock music and abandoning my own responsibilities and pawning it off on my little brother.

31.07.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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All Of Me (1984) Blu-ray Martin is Roger Cobb, a jazz guitar obsessed attorney. Lily Tomlin is Edwina Cutwater, a willfully eccentric millionaire who has discovered that she is dying. She turns to a mystic who claims he can t...

EXCITING NEWS! @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social and I provided a commentary track for the Steve Martin & Lily Tomlin comedy, ALL OF ME for @umbrellaent.bsky.social, now available now for pre-order!

shop.umbrellaent.com.au/products/all...

30.07.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

I believe Cleveland still has a league! It’s so rad.

29.07.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want my extended thoughts about TOGETHER, check out my review over at @fangoria.bsky.social

cc @neon-rated.bsky.social

29.07.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of folks also outright refuse to identify with or empathize with a community of exclusively poor people so they laugh AT the citizens of Perfection (or see them as a roadside novelty) instead of human beings to root for and laugh alongside.

29.07.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Parallel thinking art imitating parallel thinking life.

29.07.2025 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the important part, but it made me irrationally annoyed that the so-called "smoking gun" is that they use the same song at one point, but BETTER HALF very confidently attributes it to the wrong album lol.

29.07.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bringing Sexy Back Internet surveillance has killed eroticism. We need privacy to reclaim it.

wrote about how social media kills sex for @readlux.bsky.social lux-magazine.com/article/priv...

11.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1730    πŸ” 596    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 112
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I adored TOGETHER from @neon-rated.bsky.social, but the fact Alison Brie is part of THE UGLY STEPSISTER sisterhood is reason enough to buy a ticket.

Full interview coming to /Film! TOGETHER coming to theaters on July 30th!

29.07.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

They have at least seen the clip because it makes the rounds on TikTok every few months and I am delighted every single time.

29.07.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It played as part of the bumper previews for the TOGETHER early screenings at the Drafthouse cinemas, so I think there's been an increase in people searching for it. I'm honestly shocked they haven't made a movie about them yet, their lives were NUTS.

28.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the all-time great videos to freak out unsuspecting friends with.

28.07.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Ross Sisters - Solid Potato Salad (DVD Quality) Full Video
YouTube video by utubebob100 The Ross Sisters - Solid Potato Salad (DVD Quality) Full Video

vibes are off. time to post Solid Potato Salad

28.07.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bad news, I have been diagnosed with B-cell non-Hodgkins Lymphoma.

Obviously shit is scary for me right now but if you would like to support my treatments and recovery, I made a GoFundMe link!

gofund.me/9a6d3da6

I plan to start my first treatment in the next couple of days.

24.07.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1366    πŸ” 870    πŸ’¬ 121    πŸ“Œ 39

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