BJ Colangelo

no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.

10 Years Ago, One Of The Funniest TV Episodes Ever Literally Put Me In The Hospital - SlashFilm 10 years ago, I laughed so hard at an episode of Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson's Broad City that it put me in the hospital.

Happy 10th Anniversary to the time an episode of Broad City made me laugh so hard I ended up in the hospital for 5 days.

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This week's episode is bleak, but getting to dive into the history of this film was incredibly fulfilling.

...as was debunking the "Hunger Games ripped this off" narrative. 💅

If we can only have art from people who "aren't in it for the money" that means we can only have art from privileged middle-class dilettantes. Making art being a viable career is responsible for nearly all worthwhile art, and if it's not a viable career any more we will get drastically less of it.

You just made my whole day.

I have been avoiding x-posting my TikToks to reels but I feel like I'm taking psychic damage from the discourse.

Sometimes I really miss teaching but then I remember the disgusting things said about me when folks found out I was (at the time) engaged to a trans woman and am thankful I got out before these opportunistic bigot clowns could find out about it.

a bald man in a black shirt is standing in a dark room with his eyes closed Alt: JK Simmons in a black shirt is standing in a dark room, conducting.

It’s 2:18am and I’m awake because my apartment neighbor apparently needs the world to know just how weird his thrust patterns are by treating the headboard and shared wall like a percussion instrument.

Buy from a small seller this Christmas and support families in Palestine.

Sorry, Mommy - Mistakes Were Made with BJ & Harmony Colangelo | Maximum Fun Brea and Mallory discuss Mistakes Were Made with BJ & Harmony Colangelo and get into age gaps, MILFs, and secret relationships.

Funny story about Reading Smut 😘

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That Viral Essay Scandal is (SURPRISE!) Actually About Trans People A shoddy Oklahoma University essay went viral. Cis people think this is about conservatives whining for better grades. Trans people see a planned attack on a trans academic. (Note for free subscriber...

For my newsletter, I wrote about that college essay scandal that's gone viral and what everyone is seeming to miss:

It's about ATTACKING TRANS PEOPLE!!!

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HBO Max's New Big Hit Is A Must-Watch Hockey Romance Series With A Smutty Twist - SlashFilm HBO Max subscribers are practically foaming at the mouth for the next episode of this queer, smutty hockey romance book series turned TV show.

Everyone is horny for hockey, and I am here for it.

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This is tonight!! I’ll be signing books, giving insights, and trying to hype Hal Ashby!

This piece is fantastic (as is everything Kat writes) but I don't know how to make the studios and the PR groups that represent them understand that their reliance on Twitter and unspoken "requirement" for entertainment journos & critics to use X makes "being harassed" part of our job description.

We might tackle it during a sequel month!

BATTLE ROYALE is a teen girl movie and we’re gonna talk about it on the pod.

Mine was, of course, Eric on AYAOTD. But his collaborations with Jared Keeso are all-time faves. Such a talent.

A lot of random bozos will call FANGORIA “corporate” as a swipe, but just as a reminder as you think about supporting small businesses, by my count we have a grand total of 12 full-time employees, and about half that number are dedicated to making and promoting the magazine. Just saying! ✨

Jacob Tierney is such a great fit for HEATED RIVALRY, and it's fascinating to see his style of directing hockey on a show that's so different from LETTERKENNY and SHORESY.

this dog’s about to kick my ass in a shaw brothers movie

Help Alma and her family Hi,

My friend Tasneem and her family in Gaza have lost everything; their home, their livelihood, their security. This is the case for thousands of Gazans. I support Tasneem, there are many more in need.

Please give to Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to escape. And to others. ❤️🙏

I have gotten to pet so many dogs this week and my mental health has noticeably improved.

I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape

It has been very sweet how many people have sent us messages about watching this movie on Thanksgiving because of the episode. Thanks for trusting us with any portion of your holiday. 💙

We recorded this SO long ago that I cannot remember what all we discussed, but I do know the landing lights got some love.

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This Black Friday, consider the @arrowvideo.bsky.social release of THE VISITOR, with special features from rad folks like @hauntedmeg.bsky.social, @willowcatelyn.bsky.social, and a commentary track from yours truly & @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social!

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BJ & Harmony Colangelo — Tink* BJ and Harmony Colangelo are writers and film analysts from Los Angeles by way of Cleveland, Ohio. Their work, individually and collectively, has been published in Fangoria Magazine, The AV Club, Play...

Ever wanted to learn more about what goes on behind the scenes at This Ends at Prom? Check out this interview we did with Tink* Media's Lauren Passell!

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A large amount of time around the table was spent discussing how much PREDATOR: BADLANDS kicks ass.

A loaf of Italian bread with 3 main ingredients: flour, water, and salt

A loaf of Italian woman with 3 main ingredients: flour, water, and salt

I love a good, Italian loaf.

And Kenta Fukasaku was inspired by THE LONG WALK and Stephen King was inspired by THE LOTTERY and Shirley Jackson was inspired by…

This discourse was tired in 2012 and it’s tired now, but it’s certainly rich coming from the guy promoting a four and a half hour LADY SNOWBLOOD fanfic right now.