BJ Colangelo

A redheaded Ginnifer Goodwin as Beth Ann Stanton dressed like a 1960s housewife smiling with the quote "I need to buy a gun." It's a meme made out of an episode of Why Women Kill.

I just saw a job posting looking for writers to help train AI that pays more than double what I currently make.

I just stared at her before I was finally like... "Ma'am, fruits cannot range." And she laughed and was like, "I just mean, they weren't grown in a factory or something, right?" And I just smiled and blinked.

I once worked at an indoor playground, and this super crunchy mom asked me if the organic fruit snacks were free range. She was dead serious.

People are just out here saying words.

Keep your eyes peeled because I'm writing something about it :)

I'm not officially rating/reviewing the film anywhere, but reading this really gave me a new appreciation for some of the stuff that initially irked me and made me bump it up a half-star in my mind.

It's never too late, Drea.

I’m gonna let them continue screaming into the void 🥰

I have never seen this Curious George reaction before and it made me actually laugh out loud.

NO CLUE. They've been messaging me on and off for months now. I have never interacted with this account, ever.

OK???? GOOD BYE I followed your account for a while, but you didn't follow and you didn't reply I don't know what your problem is with my account? I followed your account until now Can you follow my account? I am waiting for you and will follow up immediately Thank you in advance God bless you Always successful I am waiting for you and will follow up immediately Can you follow my account? OK???

Normal time in my DMs as usual.

give greta thunberg a gundam

Jodie Turner-Smith as Athena, wearing her red grid suit and helmet while holding a laser gun in TRON: ARES.

Welp. #TronAres is a movie that plays with sci-fi tropes that tech bros learn the wrong lessons from w/ rad action sequences, but is bogged down by charisma vacuum Jared Leto.

Greta Lee and Jodie Turner-Smith are why it ever comes close to reaching the heights it’s striving for.

NIN music RIPS.

I've been very lucky to have gotten to know her over the last few years and the fact this cycle keeps repeating is unsurprising but so fucking deranged.

Zelda has been sounding the alarm on the dangers of AI for YEARS, long before the technology got to where it is now, because she's:

1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein).
2) ridiculously smart.
3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.

Meat is unfathomably hot as Eddie.

That's a risk you gotta be willing to take.

Meat Loaf as Eddie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show with Columbia on his motorcycle.

Dear Big Boys,

Stop wearing ill-fitting jeans that make you look like a divorcee or a toddler on class picture day and start squeezing into denim that makes you look like a saxophone playing sex god.

IT IS EXACTLY THIS!!

Someone come get their grandma listening to months old TikToks on Facebook in this doctor’s office waiting room on full volume before someone spears her through the wall.

The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

Teen Vogue has been doing exceptional reporting for nearly a decade, please stop being shocked by it or the fact that they're lapping competitors and pay them the respect they're (well over)due.

Dr. Belinda Brown on Vice Principals

Craig and Nicole in the kitchen fort eating pretzels on Craig of the Creek.

Kimberly Hébert Gregory had an impressive career and starred in two all-time great shows: Vice Principals and Craig of the Creek. Her talent was immeasurable, but as Nicole Williams, she truly did become a TV Mom for a generation of young people.

So much love to her friends and family.

You couldn’t pay me enough for that lmao

The bar is playing THE GREEN LANTERN and motion smoothing is on in case you were curious if this movie could possibly look shittier.

I woke up and saw the autocorrect and yelled lol

EXACTLY! The false realities people convince themselves into living in are wild.

It is not my place to tell the story of my friend and her father but … yeah, sorry, this guy is real and there are a lot of bigoted men who fetishize the women they dedicate their lives to hating and debasing.

I’ve now been in multiple conversations where people have said they cannot suspend their disbelief enough to think a character like Col. Lockjaw in ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER exists and I don’t know how to tell you all that I personally know a man exactly like him.

The wives Colangelo in red at the rock show

You can’t tell, but we were SMILING our faces off at the Ekko Astral/Jeff Rosenstock/PUP show.

If you saw this last night when autocorrect somehow turned “smiling” into “smoking,” please join me in wanting to kill the way AI is clearly being forced into EVERYTHING even after opting out!!

Paul is 100% right. From my review at /Film: