John the Resister

Getting rid of crime, filth, scum? Is he leaving?

They raped children
I believe the victims

Pritzker: "It's cheating. Donald Trump is a cheater. He cheats on his wives. He cheats at golf. And now he's trying to cheat the American people out of their votes."

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Gravy Seals!

Pedo says what?

The next time you hear conservatives use any of the following terms, ask for a definition. 

"Woke"
"DEI"
"Critical race theory"
"Socialism" 

They won't have any.

They just want to stoke culture wars to divert attention from economic looting and oligarchy.

Dean who?

I could not have said it better!!!!! From a veteran!

Artist - Nick Anderson

The party that wants to do nothing on gun violence, climate change and income inequality promises to do something about these damned paper straws

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JD is molesting his couch.

#TrumpIsTheDeepState

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JD just wants to show everyone the new couch he bought.

Remember-- if Trump wanted transparency on Epstein, he wouldn't need to gather Vance, Bondi, Patel, Blanche and Wiles tonight to discuss strategy; he would simply release the files. This is what a coverup looks like.

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Johnson and Abbott

Greg Abbott orders the arrest of Democratic lawmakers.

Andy Borowitz: WASHINGTON - Stating that "It has treated me very unfairly," on Friday Donald J. Trump fired his bathroom scale. "I told it to lower my weight to 215 and it refused," he said. "It's as bad as Jerome Powell." Claiming that the bathroom accessory was "rigged by Biden," Trump said that he had ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to prosecute the scale for treason.

💙 @borowitzreport.bsky.social

Trump’s got more pictures with Epstein than Melania.

So yeah–there’s something there.

As usual, Bill Burr doesn’t miss 🎯

And the admissions just keep coming

insult him you’re fired
make him look bad you’re fired
aren’t loyal to him you’re fired
Don’t lie for him you’re fired
He has the Ego of a bruised banana that has less integrity than the 2 brain cells jerking off in his syphilis rotting brain sac