"I'M FUCKING DUMB! AND I HAVE A TINY LITTLE PENIS!" - shayne topp, 2021
"i was built to fuck" - shayne topp, 2024
noah: "do you have a gingerbread wife?"
shayne: "yeah, but we're having gingerbread problems"
"yknow, i can't wait to move in and turn this gingerbread house.. into a gingerbread home" - shayne topp, 2017
shayne: "w-wh- what's my new son's name?"
damien: "hm, isn't that up to papa?"
shayne: "BIIIIITCHHHHHH"
courtney: "BIIIITCHHHHHHH"
"my love language is slideshows" - shayne topp, 2024
"i actually don't have nipples"- spencer agnew, 2023
"JINGLE BELLS, SATAN!!" - shayne topp, 2024
"SANTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" - shayne topp, 2024
"dude, i have avoided being gay for 36 years and this is where i fuck up??" - ian hecox, 2024
"look man, if farting on people is a crime then lock me up" - trevor evarts, 2024
"i wanna be the pickle inspector" - trevor evarts, 2024
"fuck i can't stop being a little slut in these low rise jeans!" - shayne topp, 2024
"oh shit! i'm absolutely eating right now!" - shayne topp, 2024
"uppies!" - angela giarratana, 2024
"hey babyyyy!" - shayne topp, 2024
"hey babyyy... hey hubbyyy..." - courtney miller, 2024
amanda: "shayne, do you wanna be trevor?"
shayne: "yeah.."
shayne: "you guys clearly have never studied architecture"
amanda: "have you?"
shayne: "no"
"when it comes to legos i'm absolutely bricked up over here" - shayne topp, 2024
"oh, slay" - shayne topp, 2018
"wait this is so good, of course i'm a bottom!" - amanda lehan-canto, 2024
