@smoshsays.bsky.social
"I'M FUCKING DUMB! AND I HAVE A TINY LITTLE PENIS!" - shayne topp, 2021
03.01.2025 22:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"i was built to fuck" - shayne topp, 2024
03.01.2025 22:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0noah: "do you have a gingerbread wife?"
shayne: "yeah, but we're having gingerbread problems"
"yknow, i can't wait to move in and turn this gingerbread house.. into a gingerbread home" - shayne topp, 2017
02.01.2025 23:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shayne: "w-wh- what's my new son's name?"
damien: "hm, isn't that up to papa?"
shayne: "BIIIIITCHHHHHH"
courtney: "BIIIITCHHHHHHH"
"my love language is slideshows" - shayne topp, 2024
28.12.2024 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"i actually don't have nipples"- spencer agnew, 2023
26.12.2024 22:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"JINGLE BELLS, SATAN!!" - shayne topp, 2024
22.12.2024 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"SANTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" - shayne topp, 2024
22.12.2024 19:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"dude, i have avoided being gay for 36 years and this is where i fuck up??" - ian hecox, 2024
15.12.2024 16:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"look man, if farting on people is a crime then lock me up" - trevor evarts, 2024
13.12.2024 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"i wanna be the pickle inspector" - trevor evarts, 2024
13.12.2024 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"fuck i can't stop being a little slut in these low rise jeans!" - shayne topp, 2024
13.12.2024 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"oh shit! i'm absolutely eating right now!" - shayne topp, 2024
13.12.2024 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"uppies!" - angela giarratana, 2024
13.12.2024 22:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"hey babyyyy!" - shayne topp, 2024
03.12.2024 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"hey babyyy... hey hubbyyy..." - courtney miller, 2024
03.12.2024 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0amanda: "shayne, do you wanna be trevor?"
shayne: "yeah.."
shayne: "you guys clearly have never studied architecture"
amanda: "have you?"
shayne: "no"
"when it comes to legos i'm absolutely bricked up over here" - shayne topp, 2024
01.12.2024 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"oh, slay" - shayne topp, 2018
25.11.2024 19:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"wait this is so good, of course i'm a bottom!" - amanda lehan-canto, 2024
25.11.2024 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
