Beelz FlyLord

Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places. In d&d, blue and bronze dragons can BREATHE LIGHTNING, and that's the coolest fucking thing I've ever heard

Every Irish person who has complained to me about Irish politics has immediately followed it up with “of course I know it’s nothing compared with what you’re dealing with…”

I built a Playstacean!

We be eavesdropping

I don't know what that is, but I bet there's loot up there

since corn passes through you undigested, does this mean you could just wash the brown off when it comes out and keep reusing it

Can't button-mash your way out of stupid XD

Dwayne "The Rock Tuah" Johnson

If I ever become rich as fuck, and develop a proper long-term nemesis, I'm going to commission artists to not fulfill commissions my nemesis paid for. I will exercise all of my yet non-existent financial might to be as petty as possible.

[3rd Anniversary Outfit Reveal] Here I am, the best botanical researcher in town! I actually have no idea what I'm doing with all the green things, I just was told to keep them alive! Uh ... I can do that! Right? 🌱✨ #vtuber #envtuber #antennarmy

Where is the lie?

Vtubing in 2024

I miss fauna

I will never die.

I mean, I will, but after I die you'll be able to chat with some black mirror version of me built by a teenager on Tumblr who fed my YouTube videos into an algorithm.

I hope that AI me will be intolerably supportive.

For anyone not following the situation on Twitter, Vite Ramen, the company who took over Bao's merch company after she got screwed, is suffering extreme financial losses trying to fulfill orders, and losing employees from overwork. When things calm down, go buy some noodles from them.

Keep seeing these "Post your most popular #art from Twitter" posts pop up so why not.
For me it's easily this stained glass piece done of JoCat
#JoFart

SIMPLY HAVING A

bruh twitter got an ai button to summarize tweets built in now and i seen an ad on twitch for some ai shit to generate "your" story concepts for you

bruh if you cant perform the basic action of brainstorming you are literally an npc

they really dont want us to think anymore

A panel from a Transformers IDW comic. Conversation between Optimus Prime and a decepticon. Optimus: This is madness. I demand to see Megatron. Decepticon: He's busy - but I'll tell him you dropped by. Decepticon: He… talks about you sometimes. When he's tired. Optimus: What does he say? Decepticon: Best not ask. It would make both of us feel uncomfortable.

eyes emoji -R

Picard: Computer, tea, hot.

Computer: You know Ensign Clarkson in Engineering? Well, rumor is she might be breaking up with Ensign Zortoff because, GET THIS, she might still be in love with her ex!!

Picard: *pulling up chair* Tell. Me. Everything.

Gonna try a backflip I’ll keep you updated

A photo of the diorama in quesiton. There are three stegosaurs. I suppose one of them is about to die.

What's the weirdest nonsense your red state governor has gotten up to?

My red state governor helped fund a creationist museum that has a diorama showing Noah putting stegosaurs on the ark.

Fanart done for Aluei!!!! I've been absolutely loving her channel, her design, and *her* really she's so freaking sweet it's amazing. I had to do something for her. #ARTluei

I just found out that around 20% of the neanderthal genome still exists today in living people!!

No individual person has more than 3 or 4% but we don't all have the same bits. If you add up all the bits we've found, about a fifth of the Neanderthal genome is still present on earth today.

Update, the line of credit was denied literally because we donate our profit to charity so the bank thinks we won’t be motivated to be financially stable 🫠

A color illustration of an NPC deity from my dnd campaign. He is a tall man with warm brown skin, solid amber eyes, and long and wild fiery hair bound in a braid. He is wearing a one-shoulder white robe with gold trim and accessories, and a black cape with deep red and orange lining. He is carrying a large spear with a molten tip, and there is a ring of whitish-gold fire around his head.

Old art from 2022 - a deity from a modern dnd campaign I ran a couple years ago :)

#art #dnd #oc

There are only 3 types of YouTube content creators.
1. I was bored in college, and my YouTube channel randomly popped off
2. I am disabled, and it severely limits what I'm able to do
3. I was poor as dirt, and if my YouTube channel didn't pop off, I would have starved to death

With Watson, Chloe, and Fauna graduating within such a short amount of time, I can only assume contract renegotiation season is here, and there's a chance we'll see more between December and January.

whenever i hit it big i wont tell anyone but there will be signs

Saw this and had to repost. <3 Credit to Marpal Embroidery for the work!