souperman 🦸🍲

souperman 🦸🍲

@souperman26.bsky.social

be cringe but most importantly be kind! 🌈 (not actually a man, more so a butch babygirl 💅) https://bit.ly/SouplorDay2025

1,449 Followers 729 Following 4,350 Posts Joined Dec 2023
6 hours ago

iced americano with a splash of milk, emotional support Owala w/ water or occasionally electrolyte mix, Diet Coke/Coke Zero/Fresca, canned Polar seltzer

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7 hours ago

oooh, i’ll add it to the list! ty for the rec!

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7 hours ago

so, i’ll be heading to Nashville for the first time later this month for a wedding and i’ll have a all day Fri, Sun, and most of Mon.

besides going to The Lipstick Lounge, what else should i consider?

(my GF used to live here, so she’s a little adverse to touristy stuff)

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11 hours ago

thank youuuuu!

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11 hours ago
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yesterday wasn’t all that bad… had a few beers and some cake with friends to celebrate my divorce hearing!

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1 day ago
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she did finally get her swords, wearing all gold…

“he jokes that “it’s heroin, but this time with an E”

🗡️

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1 day ago
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but also bringing back to the Vogue question interview, she mentions that she’s going to have a sword (like Joan) at the Met Gala but doesn’t…

also, her Master’s announcement date was the same date that Joan was burned at the stake.

Bleachella = Jo = Joan of Arc

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1 day ago

yessss! 4/13/23 was also when i posted my first TS “theory” involving Joan of Arc and stitched you…

then key Taylor stuff started aligning with JoA dates….

7/7 Speak Now TV release = day that JoA was posthumously acquitted of heresy.

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1 day ago
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the Elizabeth Taylor “be my NY when Hollywood hates me” of it all…

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2 days ago

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2 days ago

for real… they’ve been acting like it is an early dismissal day at the end of the semester so they’ve given up and started just playing movies.

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2 days ago

yuuuup… like the viral “crack sauce” that is Lao sauce called Jeow Som. it is not hard to say, so people should say it.

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2 days ago
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just reminding everyone that our favorite shit-stirrer (other than Jack Antonoff,) Kam, posted an “Elizabeth Taylor” Reel/Tiktok on 10/11/25…

aka NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY!

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2 days ago

i have no idea at this point. as long as there are people who eat up this ridiculous stuff without questioning it, then they will keep doing it. they are getting more and more absurd about it, in almost a mockery of sheep kind of way.

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2 days ago

WHICH ONE YOU GAYLOR OOMFIES FOUND ME ON MY IRL INSTA AND ADDED ME TODAY?

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2 days ago

there is also the chance that if he does come out and KC is in any way blindsided/not cool about it, they could trade him until November 3rd and the team that would pick him up would have to honor the rest of his contract…

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2 days ago

tomorrow is my divorce hearing!

i’m having mixed emotions about it rn…

mostly just annoyed to have to get on my work’s shitty United Healthcare insurance and having to change a bunch of doctors and get new pre-auths for meds that will be way more expensive.

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2 days ago

makes me think of Sisyphus… the only way to not be stuck is perpetually pushing the rock up only for it to fall down is to get help from friends to push it over the peak.

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2 days ago
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this has been added to Spiral Alice…

could someone dig into the historical lyrical changes? i would, but i am swamped with work stuff.

open.spotify.com/track/1UMjHi...

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2 days ago

maybe the universe is sending you a sign that something big is going to happen corruption-wise?

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3 days ago
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GinnyB on Instagram: "Let’s go CHIEFS!!! And Taylor’s looks 😂 #taylorswift #traviskelce #swiftie #chiefs" 1,847 likes, 12 comments - ginyb822 on March 10, 2026: "Let’s go CHIEFS!!! And Taylor’s looks 😂 #taylorswift #traviskelce #swiftie #chiefs".

who wants to tell her that these looks were from two seasons ago and last year she was barely seen?

www.instagram.com/reel/DVtGn2q...

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3 days ago

a lot of shops will unfortunately overcharge women bc they think women are dumb, especially upselling things that are easy to do yourself (air filters, etc.)

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3 days ago

SAME!

i mean, where is the fun? where is the whimsy?

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3 days ago

are you bored? i’m bored!

it is so stale and kind of embarassing that they feel like they need to do these stunts to sell albums.

if he wanted viral PR, he’d do a Tiny Desk at the American Girl Store with literal tiny desks made for dolls and only grown women w/ their OG AG dolls in attendance.

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3 days ago
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“Zoë and Harry to to see each other whenever they can.”

this is such a canned PR line…

i wanna gouge my eyes out that people actually believe this.

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3 days ago
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sooo…

Elizabeth Taylor (So Glamorous Cabaret Version) was added to Spiral Alice…

no other singles from this era have appeared on it. 🌀

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3 days ago

Red was where it all changed… that’s was SN-era Taylor was in the vault.

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3 days ago

she’s in the Alice dress spiraling down the rabbit hole…

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3 days ago

this looks less like a dentist more like the place Taylor Swift recorded folklore.

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3 days ago

also, none of the reports have been super legit… it just says “source” and we all know that could be anyone.

it would be hilarious if he has multiple deals brewing and he pulls the rug out from under everyone exposing the media.

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