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Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

Within the past few days, I've gotten it into my head that @inspiredbytrueevents.org and I should move to Minnesota. For context, I have never once set foot into the state.

@plaidhatgames.bsky.social

Mona takes board game night very seriously.

Why did Labubus become so viral when Duckoo is right there?

Happy birthday to the greatest of all time

panel 1: a person is pointing on a bed where cats are lying in a way that leaves a vaguely human outline in the middle, saying "this is my hole!! it was made for me!! panel 2: a twisted shape of a person lies on the bed, screaling silently as the cats sleep peacefully in random positions

hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025

The more I think about Split Fiction the more I feel it's just this image stretched out for 10+ hours

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Currently taking a module for work about AI Literacy/the risks of AI and the whole thing is narrated by an AI human model. I'm so tired.

I need a mod asap.

Unhinged Easter marketing email

Bring back save files that get sad when you try to delete them

do you think this is better or worse for your brain than huffing paint

I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

Reading the graphic novel version of Watership Down and my cat is enraptured.

i'm not transcribing all of this shit, it's meaningless gibberish, you will gain nothing from reading any of this

i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it

i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

I refuse to believe my brain is this funny and coherent while I sleep.

I have so many questions.

Was I being chased by an axe murderer while Animal Crossing music was playing in the dream or did I just dream up the quote?

Did I just steal this quote from somewhere and if so, why write it in my dream journal?

"I could be chased by an axe murderer, but if the Animal Crossing theme music starts playing, it becomes a leisurely stroll."

- An entry from my dream journal dated 12/15/2020

For a second, I thought this was a demake of Baldur's Gate 3.

The correlation between me reinstalling the Sims and me having a depressive episode is too strong to be a coincidence.

Hey could you stop reuptaking all of my serotonin please no worries if not

Nothing is more effective as a game walkthrough than an enormous plaintext document from gameFAQS dot com.

I'm gonna go feral with kindness.

@tnoy.bsky.social vouch for me