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Categorizes goblins in Magic: The Gathering and other media between "funny little guy", "precious baby", and "full bastard". This account is not associated with @spice8rack.bsky.social in any way and runs with its bit for fun. Trans rights.

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MTG card Goblin Assassin. Art by Fave Dorman.

MTG card Goblin Assassin. Art by Fave Dorman.

Full Bastard (cop)

09.07.2025 05:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Bloodshot Trainee. Art by Matt Stewart.

MTG card Bloodshot Trainee. Art by Matt Stewart.

Precious Baby (never gives up on its goals)

08.07.2025 05:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Precious Baby & Funny Little Guy (worth supporting)

07.07.2025 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Hornet Harasser. Art by Nils Hamm.

MTG card Hornet Harasser. Art by Nils Hamm.

Funny Little Guy (and 1,783 full bastards)

06.07.2025 13:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Barserker. Art by Christopher Rush.

MTG card Goblin Barserker. Art by Christopher Rush.

Full Bastard (needs to work on his toxic masculinity)

05.07.2025 03:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Battle Squadron. Art by Mark Tedin.

MTG card Battle Squadron. Art by Mark Tedin.

Funny Little Guys (will call you names and invite you in to go shopping with them)

04.07.2025 09:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Dropkick Bomber. Art by Quintin Gleim.

MTG card Dropkick Bomber. Art by Quintin Gleim.

Full Bastard (average soccer fan)

03.07.2025 13:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Gempalm Incinerator. Art by Luca Zontini.

MTG card Gempalm Incinerator. Art by Luca Zontini.

Funny Little Guy (gives the worst high fives)

02.07.2025 20:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Elite Infantry. Art by Robert Bliss.

MTG card Goblin Elite Infantry. Art by Robert Bliss.

Full Bastard (have an elitist attitude)

01.07.2025 01:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Zee Bashew's Gabriella

Zee Bashew's Gabriella

Precious Baby (turned over new leaf)

30.06.2025 03:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Emberwilde Augur. Art by Brandon Kitkouski.

MTG card Emberwilde Augur. Art by Brandon Kitkouski.

Full Bastard (cannot be trusted with matches)

29.06.2025 00:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Tattermunge Maniac. Art by Matt Cavotta.

MTG card Tattermunge Maniac. Art by Matt Cavotta.

Full Bastard (not even gonna footnote this one what the hell dude)

28.06.2025 00:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Facevaulter. Art by Wayne Reynolds.

MTG card Facevaulter. Art by Wayne Reynolds.

Full Bastard (cuts people in lines)

27.06.2025 12:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ALT TEXT: MTG card Squeaking Pie Sneak. Art by Jeff Miracola.

24.06.2025 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Full Bastard (Make sure you join his parties only after he brings out the desserts)

24.06.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Rimerunner. Art by Christopher Rush.

MTG card Goblin Rimerunner. Art by Christopher Rush.

Funny Little Guy (banned from the winter olympics)

22.06.2025 11:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Rhuk, Hexgold Nabber. Art by Andrea De Dominicis.

MTG card Rhuk, Hexgold Nabber. Art by Andrea De Dominicis.

Funny Little Guy (mysteriously appears on people's wills)

21.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Lightning Crafter. Art by Dan Scott.

MTG card Lightning Crafter. Art by Dan Scott.

Funny Little Guy (invited to every rave)

20.06.2025 04:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Firefright Mage. Art by Greg Staples.

MTG card Firefright Mage. Art by Greg Staples.

Precious Baby (will complete your cosplay)

19.06.2025 11:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Ornery Goblin. Art by Johann Bodin.

MTG card Ornery Goblin. Art by Johann Bodin.

Precious Baby (actually brings up some valid concerns)

18.06.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Blackcleave Goblin. Art by Nils Hamm.

MTG card Blackcleave Goblin. Art by Nils Hamm.

Full Bastard (assuming this thing qualifies as a goblin)

17.06.2025 16:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Stream Hopper. Art by Dave Allsop.

MTG card Stream Hopper. Art by Dave Allsop.

Full Bastard (well, half bastard)

16.06.2025 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Warren Instigator. Art by Svetlin Velinov.

MTG card Warren Instigator. Art by Svetlin Velinov.

Full Bastard (loves the "I'm not touching you" routine)

15.06.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Sledder. Art by Ron Spencer.

MTG card Goblin Sledder. Art by Ron Spencer.

Funny Little Guy (was an Action Park regular)

13.06.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Traprunner. Art by Craig J Spearing.

MTG card Goblin Traprunner. Art by Craig J Spearing.

Full Bastard (thinks "no man left behind" only applies to the humans he kills)

12.06.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Quil-Slinger Boggart. Art by Warren Mahy.

MTG card Quil-Slinger Boggart. Art by Warren Mahy.

Full Bastard (kind of a thorn in my side)

10.06.2025 03:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Motivator. Art by Johann Bodin.

MTG card Goblin Motivator. Art by Johann Bodin.

Full Bastard (keeps talking about something called "The Grind")

09.06.2025 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Goblin Trailblazer. Art by Josh Hass.

MTG card Goblin Trailblazer. Art by Josh Hass.

Precious Baby (unless you're a plant)

09.06.2025 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG carf Goblin Balloon Brigade. Art by Lars Grant-West.

MTG carf Goblin Balloon Brigade. Art by Lars Grant-West.

Funny Little Guys (at least I think, hard to tell from that distance)

08.06.2025 20:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
MTG card Akki Ronin. Art by Nijimaarc.

MTG card Akki Ronin. Art by Nijimaarc.

Full Bastard (not a team player)

07.06.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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