Aaron Mullan

If our TV networks had not been captured by the right wing, some very easy journalism would be to play this clip besides a very not on fire Portland and then tell viewers that the President of the United States is living in an alternate reality.

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

It’s completely insane. We live in the city and our 11 and 14 year olds range for miles in every direction. These people are entirely untethered from reality.

I think we'll just have to identify the frog by the twerk.

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Why is this officer not under arrest? bsky.app/profile/oreg...

Portland Attorney General @danrayfield.bsky.social why is this man not under arrest?

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

Pickup truck bumper with a sticker that says “DEFUND PAW PATROL”

With alt text. (Thought I could edit the image to add alt text later and someone started talking to me IRL so I just pushed the post button, whoops)

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

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I was at the first Gulf War protests in DC in '91. A lot of 60's protest vets were out there thinking the hippie momentum was back. After the first few protests, when were 100's of thousands and relegated to page A18... let's say nobody thought we had enough people power to levitate the Pentagon.

Texas Tech student expelled after video showing Charlie Kirk rant on campus An 18-year-old Texas Tech University student is no longer enrolled at the university after a video appearing to show her mocking the death of Charlie Kirk went viral.

This is the mugshot of a literal political prisoner, arrested, thrown in jail, then expelled from a public university, for yelling at Charlie Kirk supporters

unearthing an ancient tome of deep knowledge and crying about how woke it is

me when i am stoned and you are stoned and we need to go to the kitchen and i am trying to help you find the kitchen sorry my real time data is not available at the moment let’s go let’s go to the kitchen hello do you need to go to the kitchen good idea let’s go to the kitchen for a coke do you wan-

Too many supervillain backstories. We just gotta accept that evil people exist and we need to defeat them.

He’d send in the army

The wildest thing about this era is watching so many institutions say out loud yeah, we’re done committing ourselves to excellence, we’re going to specialize in the coddling of mediocre white men

The comic sans is 🧑‍🍳💋

Actively looking forward to being disparaged as an “Old-timer”

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

AAA triptic! Amazing. When I personally bought a Garmin standalone GPS certain people thought it was cheating and preferred to navigate around on their memory from previous tours instead. I had to hide it out of their view and casually suggest "Maybe left here?"

We would listen to the FM radio (WHFS) for the Concert Calendar, where a DJ would read a list of upcoming concerts. Then we'd go to the back of the Montgomery Wards department store where the customer service counter had a Ticketmaster machine and we'd hand them cash for paper tickets.

Ha yeah I started in the 'Big Binder of Mapquest Printouts' era.

Stop asking billionaires questions, recording their answers and sharing their uninformed and/or racist and/or otherwise bigoted and nonsense ideas as journalism. It’s ridiculous. They are the most boring people. Oh wah I am a white man who has more money than I can spend and I’m so mad about it!

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