Aaron Mullan

The wildest thing about this era is watching so many institutions say out loud yeah, we’re done committing ourselves to excellence, we’re going to specialize in the coddling of mediocre white men

The comic sans is 🧑‍🍳💋

Actively looking forward to being disparaged as an “Old-timer”

sorry for all the stuff I said during my rampage

*guy who won't dream because of plot holes*

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP

AAA triptic! Amazing. When I personally bought a Garmin standalone GPS certain people thought it was cheating and preferred to navigate around on their memory from previous tours instead. I had to hide it out of their view and casually suggest "Maybe left here?"

We would listen to the FM radio (WHFS) for the Concert Calendar, where a DJ would read a list of upcoming concerts. Then we'd go to the back of the Montgomery Wards department store where the customer service counter had a Ticketmaster machine and we'd hand them cash for paper tickets.

Ha yeah I started in the 'Big Binder of Mapquest Printouts' era.

Stop asking billionaires questions, recording their answers and sharing their uninformed and/or racist and/or otherwise bigoted and nonsense ideas as journalism. It’s ridiculous. They are the most boring people. Oh wah I am a white man who has more money than I can spend and I’m so mad about it!

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I literally do not know a single artist (myself included) for whom $1500 a month would not be life changing.

Also the frets mean guitarists can play them. Lot more guitar players than cellists in the 50’s/60’s.

A rope lock backstage at the Royal Oak theatre labeled “17 Twinkle”

Theatre floor in Royal Oak offering no direction, turning to the rope lock labels for a path forward.

Grande Ballroom still standing.

Sounds like they are trying to steal it from the Smithsonian.

In Pursuit of Godlike Technology, Mark Zuckerberg Amps Up the A.I. Race Unhappy with his company’s artificial intelligence efforts, Meta’s C.E.O. is on a spending spree as he reconsiders his strategy in the contest to invent a hypothetical “superintelligence.”

Just going to consult this reference book, “The Consequences of Pursuing Godlike Power,” by The Entire Canon of World Literature

YouTube video by datboiwes333 DJ Screw - June 27

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So joyful

Indecipherable runes in Louisville, KY.

YouTube video by hotcarswarp Chris Corsano "Famously Short Arms"

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Bold move with the recursive anagram

Two gaff tape arrows on the floor of a theater backstage. One says “stage” and the other says “everything”.

Gaff tape decision tree on the floor of this Chattanooga theater reading "stage" or "everything" offering passive aggressive commentary on my life choices.

[re: your wedding] sorry about the tamborine

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Elon Musk attempting to make a grilled cheese sandwich at home and it explodes into a roaring tower of green flame that causes six neighbors to be hospitalized. No one can tell how it happened. "You kniew I hid to hiv my nom noms," he tells cable news later that day, kind of swaying and winking.

This is what I’m talking about when I try and tell people Portlandia was a documentary (complimentary).

Now thinking of clowns I’ve seen around town, including the questionably named BJ the Clown and the crust punk clown couple Olive and Dingo.

Solid clown town.

One of my go-to ideas is to hit Du’s grill on Sandy. Get one noodles and two protein sides, roast some veggies and you’re good for a few days.

YouTube video by Victory Journal No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden

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