Qynn SpaceKobold

"we need a dropship to deploy special forces to secure a location"

JSF development teams: *hits blunt* "alright hear me out"

the more we learn about the Louvre heist the more I think we need a comedy satire heist movie

"we'll need to hack into their security system"
"leave it to me, it'll be easy"
"why? because you're such a good hacker?"
"no, because their system is from 2005 and still uses the default password"

dang it

is "yote" pronounced YOH-t or YOH-tee?

A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform. Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

YGBSM!

What's she yapping about?

#bird #owl #avian #barnowl #falcon #hawk

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We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

What kind of vampire is your favorite?

A massive anthropomorphized sheet metal press, forcing steel into shape under enormous, wrought hands

A white-hot metal billet being picked up by a hook-billed lift with threatening eyes. The covers for the heat sinks are flat, impassive salamanders with distorted, contented, human faces.

A huge, horse-like bucket with a rolling human eye and scowling mouth offloads sparking hot molten metal into a mold in a long line of other molds, all of which have cartoonish human faces and human feet. They appear afraid and pained in anticipation, and the mold being poured into cries out

Molten metal being poured down a human-shaped funnel’s back into a furnace with a gaping mouth human and staring eyes. The bucket pouring the metal is devised like a smiling man’s head, with hands gripping and twisting its ears to let the molten cargo pour down its nose.

Boris Artzybasheff, a Ukrainian illustrator who immigrated to the US in 1919, was known for florid, grotesque explorations of surrealistic anthropomorphism, combining human and machine into fearsome, laboring hulks of metal & flesh.

These illustrations are from “Machinalia.”

#historyofillustration

silly flying things

Doodlin more fluffy dragons from the refshare ( @rishin.art )

#CrunchysArt

dang whatever happened to that game?

Imagine, if you will, rice: the abundant, nutritious white harvest of the verdant paddy-fields, a staple the world over, but fried this time not by a trustworthy fellow human being... but by a shrimp. Rod Serling leaning back against a car holding a cigarette

let's hope they don't settle out of court so some precedent gets established

a silly drawover of a real bat using my sona's deep blue color. The text above reads "It's bat appreciation week!"

Another drawover of a real bat in flight, the text reads "Appreciate me! Buy me pizza and candy!!!"

a drawover of a closeup photo of a real bat, mouth open and seemingly screaming. The large text in the background reads "BAAATS"

BAT APPRECIATION WEEK!!!!!!!!

it's simultaneously too big and too crowded. last mff I didn't meet a single friend I intended to lmao

I'll be there but mff is so awful for actually being able to meet up with people tbh

can't argue with science! 🪨✨

🐉🦎🐉🦎🐲

6x6 alien lizards, green with orange spots flavor

I remember there was an "everything's an Xbox" ad campaign a few months ago what was that about. I don't pay attention to console stuff the few games I do play are all on PC

A diagram showing a hand reaching inside a printer and pressing up in a way that suggests anal fingerinf

my bf: they’re making printers with prostates now.

this is REAL space propulsion, proposed by REAL engineers