Witty N. Shitty

Witty N. Shitty

@katesamuels.bsky.social

Low Road Democrat Sweet like a poisoned cupcake. Fighting for justice with unladylike enthusiasm. If civility is dead, I'm here to make sure it was worth it

5,690 Followers 1,152 Following 6,688 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 weeks ago
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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3 weeks ago

Thank you !

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3 weeks ago
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β€œFuck you” digital

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1 month ago

😊🩷

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1 month ago
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β€œBurn it All Down” digital

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1 month ago
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Almost broke my ankle with how quickly I followed this legend.

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1 month ago
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Just saying

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1 month ago

You and I both know nothing will happen

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1 month ago
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It all feels so defeating

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1 month ago
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I’m so glad he’s back home
β€œLiam” digital

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1 month ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜† brain too small to comprehend such complex human behavior

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1 month ago

Let’s face it .. Trump hasn’t seen his penis in years

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1 month ago

Well when you have a super tiny penis …..

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1 month ago

Just shake something shiny and full of alcohol in front of him he will forget all about it

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1 month ago

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† oh that’s a good one πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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1 month ago
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It looks so unfamiliar !! Has it been so long since I once saw independent journalism.

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1 month ago
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This post won the internet yesterday

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1 month ago
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The truth about Christianity in my experience

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1 month ago

Ya absolutely

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1 month ago

Ya she wasn’t lying

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1 month ago

Ugh.

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1 month ago
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Every maga woman

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1 month ago

Through em all down a well and close the lid

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1 month ago

Also little gross Peter likes men .. so .. there’s that

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1 month ago

I missed you too ! 🩷🩷

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1 month ago

Yaaaaaa project 2025 had this in the plan. Get em young

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1 month ago

Good

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1 month ago

Love this for him

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1 month ago

Nailed it

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1 month ago

Does anyone else feel like looking back at pizza gate and find the Easter eggs?

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