@jenjohnsonx3.bsky.social

275 Followers 145 Following 1,887 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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Fastest I’ve seen Sancho react all season. 🏃💨 #AVFC #UTV

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No it’s Powder.

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Dave’s Hair isn’t long enough to Whip It

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The Floral Dance

Absolute Banger.

open.spotify.com/track/1QfaXz...

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I think Bernie.

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You know as in

“you know why” or “you want to know” ?

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I do wonder what the actual reason Adam Peaty’s parents didn’t go to the wedding.

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Irish Yoda.

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Who will be the last man standing?

Bob Dylan
Chubby Checker
Bernie Goetz

#WeDidntStartTheFireChallenge

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You’re a Wizard Dave!

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Kieron is unsure if he likes Crustaceans or Crusty Asians more.

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He searched for ages and found these words last.

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The Children of The Little Mines.

They have a lot to answer for.

Maybe you were watching Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom at the time and put two and two together and got what the fuck?!?

@bigdaveg.bsky.social

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RIP Brigitte Bardot @bigdaveg.bsky.social @missvillafan.bsky.social

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Never Mind The Buzzcocks is so much better now without Daisy May Cooper on it.

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So had a bad start to Xmas Day Ashleigh walked past her present sack and didn’t see it.

Thought she hadn’t got anything and was crying as she thought she’d been “a bad girl”.

Calmed down when she found it.

Not using the sack option next year.

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And Graeme Swann coming out to support a drunken Duckett is the cherry on the icing on the cake

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You’re a giant compared to Duckett.

The wicket was crap, yes.

But the 5 day Test ending after 2 days is shit for the spectators who have spent hard earned money to go to days 4 & 5. Doesn’t matter if they get a full refund.

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The win means nothing.

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Miss Funnyfanny

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Sainsbury’s have Mini Eggs and Cadburys Crème Eggs on the shelves.

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Looks like a scene from The Borrowers 😂

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Someone isn’t happy she’s got to be nice and clean for Christmas 🎅🏻 🚿 🐶 #Lola if you’re not happy don’t roll in fuckin mud you spanner.

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Home Alone - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

This. 😳😂❤️

youtu.be/ug44G2FdWyU?...

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Finally “Finished” the Christmas Food Shop for what feel like the 20th time in the last few days.

Want to say what actual day I’m on about but I’m unsure of why day it is.

It’s still 2025, yeah?

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Charlie’s Anals?

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It’s on the fuckin moon Dave.

It must have taken off at some point and travelled better than #WhereAmI

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If You Wanna Be Happy

This is a nice song. 😂 open.spotify.com/track/7D97Jn...

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