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@apisswizard.bsky.social

pfp @olaththebear.bsky.social an ancient being who has mastered urinemancy and all other forms of piss related sorcery. a font of great piss knowledge and power. The Gorn Lord of the interplanetary insanitarium. GO FORTH AND PISS MORTAL ancient/wizard

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Also no piss tarriffs

28.01.2025 00:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MORTALS! FEAR NOT THINE FLU OF FOWL. A SIMPLE PISS ELIXIR CAN PROVIDE PROFOUND PROTECTION. MEET ME BEHIND GRUBBS TAVERN WITH AT LEAST ONE CHICKEN OR TURKEY AND A TUB OF DIRTY WATER.

28.01.2025 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thanos was right

28.01.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hell yeah

28.01.2025 00:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PISS.

28.01.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what kinda salami? I'm a Genoa wizard myself

28.01.2025 00:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@obviousplant.bsky.social hey do you have a piss wizard figure? i require it for magic. piss magic

28.01.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sorry folks been to depressed to piss. maybe some other time.

until then GO FORTH AND PISS

24.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

PISSED

04.01.2025 06:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GONE FORTH AND PISS!

04.01.2025 06:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes. All mortals must die.

But it is not yet your time. Bring forth 32oz water and chug. I will prepare the bladder expulsion ritual.

04.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pissmass was weeks ago but thank you. There was much piss and I was very pleased.

04.01.2025 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Merry Pissmas MORTALS

25.12.2024 00:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Pissmas

25.12.2024 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

URINAL CAKES!

17.12.2024 01:06 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

(wow another stuff enjoyer. I'm honestly pretty surprised you've seen it. Prince of darkness with Donald pleasence also should go on the list)

16.12.2024 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(Presumably you have already watched The Thing. I've been enjoying Subspecies lately. I don't know if it's good..but I enjoy it. Lifeforce (1985) and CHUD also fun. The Stuff is another goofy one I enjoy.)

16.12.2024 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Unfortunately, mortals, PISS cannot cure Polio. I can't help you on this one.

13.12.2024 16:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Through the power of piss I have been able to extend my life far beyond that of an elf. Perhaps more mortals should seek this knowledge.

13.12.2024 08:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(wow I'm honored but also a little bit scared)

12.12.2024 12:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Tim, are these appointments covered by insurance?

11.12.2024 15:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mortal! I can be of assistance in this matter. If you provide the proper reagents I will alleviate you of this pain.

11.12.2024 14:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you for your service.

11.12.2024 13:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WHERE WAS NY INVITE, MORTAL?!

11.12.2024 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GO FORTH AND PISS

11.12.2024 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I appreciate your understanding, mortal.

10.12.2024 22:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GO FORTH AND PRODUCE...CUM?

No. That's not right.

10.12.2024 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Piss smells better.

10.12.2024 11:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SPIRIT airlines and I have an agreement. Everyone else is a fraud.

09.12.2024 23:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Look, okay. There's no sky piss unless I say so. I don't know what else to tell you.

09.12.2024 23:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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