Man from Hjelmdall

Man from Hjelmdall

@orbitron81.bsky.social

Actually from STL ⚜️

411 Followers 393 Following 1,751 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 day ago

These mfs saw the USA mens hockey team and were like oh hell yeah

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1 day ago

Always loved "what are you SCARED to engage with me" stuff...you know, most of the time it's actually just that the person doesn't have time for your ass!

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1 day ago

Didn't know this guy before today but yeah I think I've seen everything I need to see

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2 days ago

Someone should drop that dumpster on top of Maggie O'Briens since the owner is on the state police board currently trying to take a meat cleaver to the city's budget

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3 days ago

when someone shows you who they are believe them

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3 days ago

I mean who gives a flying fuck what the ADL thinks anymore

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3 days ago

Based on how everyone involved refutes this being the case, all I can really say is great job guys, really bang up investigative reporting

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5 days ago

Grades 1-8 at catholic school I was forced to sit through an hour of mass 3 days a week first thing in the morning, which was delivered to my tired ears via 1 of 2 priests:

1: Methuselah

2: Middle aged guy addicted to marlboro reds that gave the world's most unenthused homilies

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5 days ago

I'm sure it was just a buddy of yours

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6 days ago

The Internet, 2026

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6 days ago

Walk up to it and press space bar

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1 week ago

Dignified but the Pres was having a bad hair day so he's got a baseball cap on, available at the Trump online store for only $55 (sorry it's expensive, but you know, tariffs)

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1 week ago
Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

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1 week ago

Should I know who Lefty Grove is? I assume so since he's ahead of Albert Pujols

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1 week ago

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

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1 week ago

We need to put these people to *****

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Peaked in 3rd grade ass post

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1 week ago

Incredible how they can just detain people (even citizens), bring them in, and then just be like whoopsie doodle we have no idea where that person is! Are we lying or just incompetent, you ask? Yes!

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1 week ago

World War Epstein about to pop off

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1 week ago

Nah give us our money bitch

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1 week ago

Lmao ok that got me

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1 week ago

I’m sure there’s no shortage of cruel dipshits ready to lead DHS but this guy in particular seems bad

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1 week ago

I assume Noem will now go back to her old job standing outside a Sephora at the mall

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1 week ago

I’m howling at him saying he was “assaulted” 😭

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1 week ago

Please respect her as she takes more time to do what she truly loves…shooting dogs and banging Lewandowski

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1 week ago

To this day when one of my R relatives is reminded of Bud Light’s existence he’ll scoff and make a little joke 💀 Bud Light should be scoffed at but not for that reason

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March 3rd, 1986 — Metallica released their legendary third studio album Master of Puppets.

A defining moment in thrash metal history. From the crushing title track to the haunting power of “Welcome Home (Sanitarium)” and the instrumental masterpiece “Orion,” this album changed heavy music forever.

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