plague doctor zaius

BREAKING: Netanyahu is a war criminal

They don’t want to feel good, they want to feel superior at all costs

I was cursing at the tv the entire time

This is my exact feeling every time I watch an Aronofsky film.. I loved it, but I never want to see it again

*faulty engineering due to hubris, avarice, and an utter disregard for safety regulations and human life

The authors sound like terrible co-workers

As if I didn’t already hate them enough

The things that came to mind for me were: the old toxic avenger, bill paxton in weird science when he morphs into that blob, and acid guy from Robocop. But that’s an insult to all of those characters

I can hear the pages turning

Fuck this

This is a great joke, I wish I could post like this

They really hate sunscreen, huh

This is the most casual bench clearing ever lol

this is art

I think I’m in love

Fascism is here and you’re arguing semantics? Stfu

Using the big light is psychopath behavior

Greg Abbott despises Texans

Stupid and sociopathic

Of course it involved a Kayden

Did the copy editors attend PragerU or TrumpU?

They can sit and spin on their stupid green dildos

I searched for “doge assault” and then laughed heartily

Don’t do this

Disgraceful

Crom, he’s good at this

“Intelligent but not overly smart, because she would try to get a job.” Woof

I won’t use it either for this exact reason

That silly tail! 🤍

A white dog with a black half mask smooshes its face against the couch with its blep tongue sticking out