Cheers fun sponge.
Find out if this is true please @cainunable.bsky.social
I have DM’d you 😬🦖
I can’t dm the screenshot but this is what I asked on twitter
I will not be beaten! I will have a dinosaur downstairs toilet!
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@fenrisgames.com hello! I’ve been signposted to yourself as I am looking for someone that would be able to commission a large 3d T-Rex head,to mount on a wall. Something like the photo. Is this something you might be able to help with? Or direct me to someone that could? Thank you!
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The left or the right one, I think.
9 years ago today, Claudia Schiffer touched my dads ACTUAL ARM.
We celebrate every year. Nothing fancy obviously.
We just hire a hall, invite about 100
people max. Finger buffet, disco etc. All very low-key.
Don’t you mean bang. Don’t you speak the lingo yet?
I’m in London.
*stuffs cash in socks and bumbag and snogs Kate Moss*
You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.
Running Up that Hill is 40 years old this year.
I just googled the super fucking hot dancer that was in it with her to see what he looked like now.
Turns out he underwent gender reassignment surgery & is now a female Taxi driver in Jersey.
Mind blown.
Why, I do believe it’s Friday.
Barney’s New Years resolutions:
1. Spy on the neighbours more ✅
2. Always, ALWAYS, be prepared to play netball. ✅
Your steak looks nice mum.
What am I having for dinner? Oh, dry brown rocks again? Wow, that must be what, 9 years in a row now. I’m so fucking excited.
The first Friday of 2025 can only mean one thing.
Play us your banger little guy.
I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS MATE
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
As Barney sat by the Christmas tree and reflected on his actions, he couldn’t help think that even though he’d eaten his sister’s new slippers before she’d even seen them, underneath it all, he was still a really good boy.
Excellent
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When you’ve watched both Masterchef and DIY SOS before dinner.
Frankie Goes to Hollywood Power Of Love is my favourite Xmas song. It was 1984, me mum & dad were having tea watching it on Top of the Pops and the phone rang.
It was the boy from next door asking me out. I’d fancied him for ages & was so happy.
AND we had pie for tea. Winner.
Double Fluff Oreo.
Oh god, I’d be in heaven!
Like I said, WOKE GONE MAD!
