Daniel Miller

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!! Congratulations!

The Life Expectancy of Jonas Dreamers by Sam Berman There’s this: the morning after the hurricane doesn’t hit. Doesn’t happen. Like no sandbags outside the treasury office or rain or falling over signs. Something else goes wrong instead. Yeah. Yes.…

got that new new Sammy Berms today!

"And then she explains that she had a very real-type dream that one of the Jonas Brothers had seduced her, and that she feels really incredibly bad about it."

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Thanks homie! Yeah, I know my feed here is VERY hit or miss. Just unsure if this was a matter of throttling the post or genuinely low/no interest (which is OKAY!)

anyways, if you saw my post about art yesterday naturally, can you let me know?

Yesterday I made a post about a bunch of art I painted that I'd like to sell as a way to bankroll tattoos and ****s and it didn't get one single like which is OKAY if that's REALLY how it went but part of me thinks it was limited because there was a painting of b**bs ?

OIL ME UP IN THAT SWEET SWEET TALLOW BABY

Very much love this @aubrirose.bsky.social essay

Right?! It's very much like that neofash retvrn to the golden age bullshit

Sending you love, pal

vintage style illustration of a trad wife munching on a single french fry, her allotment for the month. text says "Steak n Shake 'You had me at tallow'"

there are these weird trad wife "You had me at tallow" Steak & Shake billboards lining midwest highways and they give me the heebie fr*ckin jeebies

Been a real weird week, but yo!! @bruisermag.com put a short horror story of mine out. I sound like a broken record, but look at this artwork! Check this story out + everything else they do cuz really doing it out here!

Thanks for this! Makes sense. Despite their interest, I doubt my institution will opt in at extra cost

Arranging with several "grit lit" writers to stage a brutal attack on me during the AWP book fair as a means to garner a sympathy publisher for my collection of microfables

Why are people talking about Edward Sharpe like they are Leftover Crack

Spread of several watercolor paintings in a traditional American tattoo flash style

Help me (buy more tattoos) help you (furnish your abode with hand painted shit). Dm for deets

You want to make love to me because I drive the Monster and wear this costume.

Labeled adult content for watercolor b*ob(s)

Spread of several watercolor paintings in a traditional American tattoo flash style

Help me (buy more tattoos) help you (furnish your abode with hand painted shit). Dm for deets

THE DOE QUEEN TAKES BLACK SHOTS OF BLACK THOUGHTS by Xavier Garcia - BRUISER Esme takes a shot of gin and who takes shots of gin says her boyfriend and all their friends laugh because people usually take shots of tequila or

www.bruisermag.com/garcia_doequ...

Nah... didn't want to splurge on the sub fees...

Recent form Rs from:
-Unalive Your Darlings Quarterly
-srvcnt online
-Delulu Revuvu (now defunct)
-Crank the Hog Review

Just grateful to put pen to paper and get some eyes on these words 🙏

New flash at Nature Futures today! I love the illustration.

Big thanks to the Futures folks!

"Null Empathy"
@naturefutures.bsky.social

that one mf that gets way too into american naturalism:

The fourth Migos, they don’t let him out of the sprinter van 😔

As soon as I hear something I'll let y'all know. It's taken them several years to switch to New Quizzes so who knows. Could be years, could be shadow dropped?

I do know that I'm stopping teaching our regular online students and switching to only prison students because I can't take it anymore.

you got a deal!

my deep, dark, taboo fantasy? my hot milf wife and I cruising down the California coast, holding up cashiers at gunpoint for gas station hot dogs. Don't worry, even in my fantasy we never take cash and almost all of the rounds are blanks. Our car? Probably a Corolla. Great mileage.

The Island of Last Things: A Novel A Novel

My novel The Island of Last Things is out today, and I'm so excited for readers to discover it - if you're intrigued by the idea of Alcatraz as the world's last zoo + two women keepers who yearn to find freedom for themselves and the animals, please check it out! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...