Curious (the) nullo dog-toy 🔜 COGwknd2

YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist Patti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?

it’s the most wonderful time of the year! (time to watch Patti LaBelle’s iconic rendition of This Christmas at the 1996 national tree lighting) youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...

been absolutely feral for bears lately i need some bellies to warm my butt 🥺😩😵‍💫😤

HAAAHAHAHAHA THIS WOULD BE ME 😂😂😂😂

🤩🥵 i can’t wait to see either!

i’ll spot (your belly) while you lift 😌

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idk why it took me so long to realize SO MANY FURRIES are into the same tf fantasies I am (namely pooltoy(!!!) rubber(!!), plushie, general toy, and my latest “oh i guess i’m into that too”: fursuit!)

reply with your fave pooltoy tf art/erotica 😌

feeling limp

🎨: @a-guy-somewhere.bsky.social

If AI companies want to use humanity’s bodies of work for free to train models and then turn a profit, then they should pay for UBI for humanity. That seems like a reasonable compromise. But they absolutely shouldn’t get one without the other.

oh hello 🤩

can confirm the pits were ripe 😌

BAY AREA TAKE NOTE WE’RE THE WORLD CAPITAL OF FURRIES WHY DON’T WE HAVE ANY RUNNING FOR OFFICE

The only thing that’s treated my facial dry skin is a new prescription topical called Zoryve. My dermatologist prescribed it.

Illustration of a two part sequence where a blonde guy gets inflated and transformed into an inflatable jock mascot as promotion for a gym. In the first part the guy appears mid-inflation, only his head, left arm and right leg remain human. A hose is pumping air on him attached to a white valve on his bellybutton. He's looking down in shock, hypno spirals in his eyes. There's a speech balloon that reads: "We think you're perfect for the position! You just need a little help to really fill out the role..." In the second part he's fully inflatable, a giant, blown up jock version of his former self. He's flexing his massive arms, wearing a red backwards cap, tiny red gym shorts, black and white sneakers and black lifting gloves. His muscles are drawn on his inflatable body as well as a cocky wink on his face, and there are two signs hanging from his arms, which read: "Wanna get this swole? Come join us!" "Pump'd Up Gym this way". A speech balloon reads: "You're an absolute sensation, airhead! Who would've thought an inflatable mascot would be this popular..."

You should always read the fine print before signing any work contract...

Noel here signed up to work at this new gym in town, but he seems to have gotten into a way less dynamic and much more... Permanent position than he expected! 🎈💪🏼💨

#inflation #musclegrowth #muscleinflation #transformation

yuuuuuuuus bellies are hot 🤩🤩🥵🥵

we *could* start/join a Mastodon instance...

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I'm simply a boy. Unless I'm a girl. Unless I'm neither

basically my life

Post your favourite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.

Azzy pulling off himself as a catsuit to reveal a slick, shiny, slippery null version of himself aching for some kind of pleasure. His cock separates from his crotch and it's throbbing mass slowly hardens into a silicone toy dripping with pre. His head peels off smiling like a toy head as the zipper that released him from his identity sits by its side.

The mysterious lotion they gave you definitely made you feel a lot more limber. However, at some point, you feel like your body wasn't able to keep up with your movements. Your skin felt separate from yourself. It was only then when they told you to reach behind your back to pull the zipper~

On this #TDOR, I need your help with emergency medical costs after bottom surgery complications. Thank you to everyone who has wished me well since my surgery last week. Your love has been a lifeline during one of the most stressful weeks of my life. (1/10)

We're going to suffer through the media stuffing down our throats that economic ruin will happen if you don't invest in ai.
Fuck that noise. Invest in people and talent!
Do not invest in the concept of getting rid of your fucking employees.
I'm so angry at the fois gras of slop!

If anyone knows places hiring for Technical Marketing-anything or specialized higher end IT/program support, please let me know because I need to find something desperately after some bad news at work today. DMs ok.

SF is one of the more egregious examples with the perfect storm of factors. Other cities with fewer factors driving the problem may not need a full public housing movement to solve their housing crises (as much as I, personally, think all housing should just be decommodified everywhere)

Because of the high cost of land, AND construction, AND insane local codes, sf has backed itself into a situation where, as far as I can tell, the only solution is for the government to start building, owning, and operating housing.

but in other cities the catch phrase MUST be “build more AFFORDABLE housing”. SF faces the conclusion you’ve drawn - because SF has rent control newly built housing is notably more expensive than older housing stock displacing families, lifelong residents, and decades old businesses.

(apparently Austin is an example of this - enough new housing has been built recently rents in new buildings actually went *down* for some)