nullo dog-toy

C R I S P 🤩🤩🤩🤩

“a really mundane role for a slutty gay company” fucking for reeeeeeeal

THIS! THIS IS THE THOUGHT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FORM!

here is how they make the no name brand lions that you can find in no frills

A three panel comic transformation showing a human man covered in goo and turned into a bright yellow blank sex dog. Panel 1: A man stands naked wearing a chastity cage, he is standing underneath a suspended tube of yellow goo. The goo is labelled: Goo, generic brand. The man says: This is temporary right? Panel 2: The tube of paint is being squeezed and covering the man in bright yellow ooze. The man says: ...right? Panel 3: The man has been covered head to toe in the yellow goo and now stands as a eyeless dog man shaped character with a padlock bulge over his crotch. The words 'Sex Dog, no name, 70kg' are written on him. He has become a parody of the canadian generic brand products.

Generic brand sex dog. We can't afford the branded kind.
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I saw a 'Canadian Generic Brand' transformation by @ruffythelion.bsky.social and wanted to try it myself

TONIGHT! DORK at The Stud 8PM-Late! Be there or be square 🤓

unless the cumdump is as stretchy as ~*me~*, he might need to be warmed up a bit 😉

Hearing the KNK Fraternity President was pulling a massive rager together in 7 days, four Gogos jumped into the fray. Introducing the inaugural class of Dork Dancers:
@pup_dozer_
@pupwedgie
@itspupnoel
@slamborg
@studsf #studsf

[Roy learned video editing in 24 hours for this 🫠]

*chuckles maniacally* *shovels popcorn into face*

can confirm: big floppy detachable genitalia is hella fun 😈

Sitting at 203. Really would like 210 by Aug 1st. Really trying to pack in these last few pounds to make the Dad bear proud.
@dustybear.bsky.social really has been pushing the food and beers on me.

pffff cuts are overrated. being a living pillow/weighted blanket is better 🤤

Kick off #Dore #UpYourAlley right at the @STUDSF—where the jocks are dumb, the dorks are desperate, and no one leaves unspanked. Dress like the douchebag you crushed on, the step-dad with a grudge, or the wimp they’re about to teach a lesson. All consensual. All depraved. July 24, 8pm. #bullykink

that’s some bullshit. show them the EOB for your April visit from your insurance.

Borg does a LOT to build & facilitate community for us altersex folks, please help if you can ✨

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I dgaf if I sound like a crotchety old man. I will never intentionally use an AI to help me with tasks; I dgaf if that puts me at a disadvantage as an engineer. And I WILL judge every single person I see intentionally using AI. I will die on this goddamn hill.

I hate AI so goddamn much. If there’s absolutely anything it can do that other tools cannot, I think it’s safe to say that utility has been completely overshadowed by its horrific overuse/intentional use for horrible things/environmental impact.

Agentic AI is a fucking myth. It’s just another fucking wrapper around ChatGPT. I’m so sick of people pretending we have autonomous AI when we don’t. It’s just another service that calls a third party service to accomplish a precoded task. That’s not agentic please fuck off

Become the cryptid you want to see in the world! 🤪

fuck i gotta have this shirt

hopefully i’ll finally make it next year 🤞🏻

Straight talk my dudes: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. 💧

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aaaa congratulations!!

WOOF WOOF WOOF 🥵

I MADE ONE

Behold and Tremble at my genius!!

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