Piano-Chip (Prince)

What could POSSIBLY go wrong…?!

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out PEORIA, IL—While celebrating Mother’s Day today, local woman and mother of two Ellen Taylor, 38, was reportedly served breakfast in bed by her children mere minutes after being voraciously eaten out b...

Well, of COURSE The Onion is here on Bsky… 😄

(And happy Mother’s Day, to those who celebrate)

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Damn! If I didn’t have dress rehearsal…!!

Rawr.

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The bumper sticker has reduced the value?

One is A.I. fancy, lol.

I can only dream of looking like this

I do already!!! 👍🏻❤️

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Except without a river that would get you there faster

Wow, and that’s on X, too…! How long will it be allowed to stay? (Or has it already been removed?)

The equivalent: Bishop Budde addressing the T family. Man, did THAT ever sizzle.

(Forgive me, I couldn’t resist)

Yeah, he doesn’t care because he no longer needs to.

While in Texas earlier this week, I saw $2.499. In CA it is of course much higher ($3.69 is about the lowest I ever see, not counting the discounts I can get if I save up then use my Safeway/Vons/Albertsons points)

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@davidmwolgin.bsky.social *waves hello*

Xmas Day of the Dead

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Well, you know, $20 is $20.

So Roald Dahl *was* a prophet then

Funny! Except of course that last panel *ought* to have been a rib yanked from Adam’s torso… 😆

Oh wow!!! (There’s no “wow” emoji on Bluesky, so I have to use my words.)

Hi, folks! This is my brand-new Bluesky account meant for “public” consumption, as opposed to my other, more “private” account. Music, theatre, weather, travel, and other “vanilla” subjects will be treated here. (If politics ever become less infuriating, maybe that too.) Welcome!