Brandon Jones

Brandon Jones

@trailerjones.bsky.social

Writer. Substack: The Friends Guide to Horrible Things. My kid's book (Read it Again!) and debut novel (Whirly World) are on sale now. Co-Founder: EasyAllies, GameTrailers. He/him.

2,667 Followers 200 Following 460 Posts Joined Nov 2023
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Yes yes yes! 😆

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5 days ago

That’s one Mad Max sounding procedure you got lined up. Crossing my fingers, buddy! ❤️🤞🏻

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6 days ago
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It’s interesting seeing people criticize the Lanterns teaser for choices I think make it satisfying. Namely the lack of green lights shooting everywhere. IMO it’s important to show the story can hold its own without all that, and save those kick ass moments for the main event. I’m hyped!

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Max those pistols stats, babyyyyy.

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I’m still on my first playthrough but absolutely expect to spend that much time with it. That second RE run is always chefs-kiss.

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Conker’s Bad Fur Day’s MP modes were the best part of the game.

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And they STILL didn’t make 3! WTF?!

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I know this is not news to you, lol. Just sending positive DQB3 vibes into the world.

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I played it! A lot!

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😍

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Right?!?! It’s insane. I love how the Clare sections (if you play in FP) really let you appreciate the detail in the environments.

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Multiple friends have told me. But honestly just looking at the Iron Throne gives me indigestion. I’ll get to it eventually.

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That’s what I hear!

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I have never gone from 60 to 0 with a franchise faster than GoT after that disastrous final season. Gave up on the books. Skipped HotD. But I gave this a shot and I’m SO GLAD I did. Wholesome and gruesome and very Westeros. The IP at its BEST IMO.

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2 weeks ago

A new EZA Review script? From Huber? For Resident Evil? Don’t mind if I do… 🎙️🧟

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I thought that RE9 and GTA6 were going to be the only two AAA games I really commit time to this year but … man, I obviously have to play this too.

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Empathy Truly feeling what it’s like to be someone else.

Last week I wrote a post about empathy, and this week you can read it for free. And you should, because you care about me, RIGHT?! horriblethings.substack.com/p/empathy

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2 weeks ago

My second most anticipated game of 2026. I don’t spend a lot on games these days, but no way, no how, will I ever miss a new Resident Evil.

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Friends, my roof let Winter leak into my house & wreck my PC. After 11 days, it's back from the shop but not fully repaired. If you work for or with a PC company, I'm looking for a PC sponsor. Allow me to continue doing my work for the disability community & I'll sing your praises!

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My favorite thing about Robert Duvall is he would show up in predictably subpar movies, but refused to deliver a lazy performance. He was just incapable of being bad. My favorite great role of his in an otherwise mid movie? Gone in 60 Seconds. “You break it, you buy it, pal!” RIP, legend.

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3 weeks ago

Congrats! So deserved.

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Pain The invisible enemy.

I reached out to some friends who I knew suffered from chronic pain for last week's Substack chapter and learned that, holy cow, I know a lot of people that are suffering from chronic pain. horriblethings.substack.com/p/pain

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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

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ON IT! 🫡

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The least Disney could do is give us a website we could go to and vote for more Muppet Show episodes. Like, where’s the petition I have to sign? What or who do I need to sacrifice to make this happen?

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If your review average is a 7 because everybody gave you a 7, that's one thing. If your average is a 7 because it's half 10s and half 4s, that is how you know it's The Good Stuff

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I vividly remember meeting you, because I forced myself to do it. I was like “Just do it. Don’t think about it.”

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