Softchelles

Folks we’ve arrived at the frozen arc !!

me pulling over to support the woke liberal agenda of the girl scouts camped in the grocery store parking lot

every application i like hurr dee dur i play a mean game of charades !!

does the imposter syndrome ever end in the corporate world asking for a friend

every time my wife somewhat tunes into what I’m watching she’s like “what the hell is happening” and I’m like “yes exactly, that’s the show”

I’m trying to see how far into a OUAT rewatch I can go before I reach that “no I literally can’t do this anymore” threshold

and I haven’t watched since?? The show aired???

and yall it’s been a FUN TIME LMAOOOOO

I’m gonna spend the next 4 years disappearing so aggressively into comfort shows and movies oh MANNNNNNN

“Hey didn’t you just get a degree in digital/social media marketing?” Sure did! Deeply regretting it!! Thanks for asking!!!

the pre inauguration disassociation is v strong lmfao nothing feels real, I’m numb, and yet everything also feels so overwhelming and hopeless and I just 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

might actually be moving to a blue state 🥹

I have to be awake in 5 hours and have been trying to sleep for 2 I just 🙃🙃🙃

I wish I felt functional enough to write again :,)

“Live action” womp womp

Don’t worry, I don’t skip out on the Thanksgiving bangers

“How can you listen to Christmas music it’s not even Thanksgiving yet—“ I don’t give a FUCK!! Nothing matters!! Let me have this scrap of serotonin and fuck off!!!!

Mike Wazowski (kind of) staring directly into your soul

hullo