Twisted Spinster

Twisted Spinster

@danceswithpugs.bsky.social

Under-caffeinated horror dork. They/them. Anarch-ish. ND af. Refuse to lick boots. I don’t indiscriminately follow random people back. Not your political pawn, fuck off. PNW 💜

904 Followers 943 Following 6,617 Posts Joined Jun 2023
5 hours ago

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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9 hours ago

Operation Epic Fury is a stupid name but also an obvious fumble because it's so easy for the haters (me) to insult them by calling it Operation Epic Fail. it's like naming your kid Holden Cox and sending them to public school

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4 months ago

ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good

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4 hours ago
Absolute weirdo Karlyn Borysenko post on Twitter:
The next No Kings protest is on March 28, and I'm creating a volunteer army of people to go and gather intelligence.
This is a safe way to practice going ...

Quote tweeting that is an account called 'Decode the left':
We're creating a volunteer army of people to go undercover at the next No Kings protest to gather intelligence.
Find out more from
@DrKarlynB below and
join her for a free training on how to stay safe and how to collect intel on March 22nd at 5pm eastern.

A lotta these right-wing provocateurs and agitators have lost their nerve to go to even the libbed up protests, because their games have become obvious to even normal people

Now she wants to build an army of narc's to catch hot-mic footage of grandmas saying how much they hate ICE and Trump

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13 hours ago
Picture of Whitehouse in "article" thumbnail from Gambling News 

Joe Rogan Fears Iran Might Target the UFC White House Event

Materializing nude from a bolt of lightning in 2005 to show my younger self this image

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18 hours ago

Have they thought about creedsthoughtsing the president?

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19 hours ago

My first thought was maybe a delivery person? Like maybe someone stopped to check for the apartment number? But then that doesn’t account for the temperature shift. Has anything unexplained ever happened there before? (I freaking LOVE ghost stories!!)

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21 hours ago

The military is conservative avocado toast

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21 hours ago

Yeah man the government's social media accounts are just posting snuff film cut into Wii sports montages no nobody is going to do anything about it

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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22 hours ago

I have to wonder who they’re polling. Most of my relatives live in CA, none of them like him. Even my super lib VBNMW hashtag resist 🌊 💙 🫡 🦅 🇺🇸 aunt HATES his ass.

The conservative relatives hate him for different reasons.

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22 hours ago
a baby harbor seal pup on the sand looking adorable while their mom smalls sleepily next to them

Here's an awwwww before bed. 🦭 #SealSky

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2 days ago
screen cap from a doctor who episode where they bring Vincent van Gogh to the Vincent van Gogh exhibit and he cries seeing how much people love his art

how it feels to repost an old flop post and see it get engagement

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23 hours ago

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace

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1 day ago
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23 hours ago

I saw a trailer for that the other day. It looks extremely silly.

I’ll probably still see it at some point 😅

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23 hours ago

Idk if any of my mutuals are out that way, but head’s up just in case.

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1 day ago

One big problem with the world is how few people in power I can imagine sitting down and reading a book

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1 day ago

The thing about beating the shit out of everyone at a protest is it tends to make people stop protesting for a while so if democratic administrations want people to be able to protest republican ones then the democrats should stop beating the shit out of people

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1 day ago

If we open it enough we can call it the Goat Sea

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1 day ago

That episode was good, but it felt really short. And it was possibly the least gross episode this season so far, so I probably could have eaten dinner lmao.

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1 day ago

Finally remembering to watch The Pitt BEFORE dinner, not during 😅

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1 day ago

what the fuck is going on in Sam Altman’s head

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1 day ago
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Ms Rachel talking to Deiver Henao, a 9yo in an immigration detention center

www.instagram.com/reel/DVzUzoz...

What a world

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1 day ago
a diagram of the hormuz strait with mankind carrying oil across the desert like a noble sherpa of capitalism

guys i figured it out

we just use retired WWF legend mankind, who will bear the burden of millions of barrels of oil on his back for america

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1 day ago

“I pray for him that he never winds up in a paper bag because he will be stuck and he will die.”

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1 day ago

can this be a solution?

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1 day ago

can this be a solution

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1 day ago

REI also outfitted ICE in Minneapolis this winter, in case you need another reason to stop shopping there.

The thousands of feds were easier to spot at first because they very obviously weren't dressed for the cold, and that stood out. Then, they went shopping, and REI was happy to sell to them.

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1 day ago
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable

I think I may have cracked it

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1 day ago

kamala's last soldier found on remote island still fighting war against college sophomores 30 years later

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