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Hiya hunny.. ash told me this app improved so I'm checking it out
I’m terrible at social cues and also crossword puzzles
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You don’t just achieve Legendary Status at the top of the Reply Guy Leaderboards by keepin’ your opinion to yourself
You want it: you gotta put in the work
They reply and turn off comments 😂😂
Yerp
They all friends w ang crew now.. and of course Karen bc she can't not be involved
I apparently triggered so much from this 😂😂
So I did a thing on X 😂
Electric chairs are too woke, we should go back to gas powered chairs.
Yeah imma need you to tell me how to talk to you 😂
*calls in not ready for this jelly*
Boss: Why was everyone in your office
Me: Trauma bonding
Them: My family is my rock
Me: I'm going to throw your family at my family
rumor has it if you fill up on microplastics you can exist forever on the trash island in the North Pacific
Ooh I like that
It’s not easy to age like fine wine, I just make it seem that way
Now, why did I walk into this room?
The world is spinning
My world is spinning
It’s all a bit too disorienting
Making my therapy appointments on Mondays from now on. . So I can dwell on my trauma and be done with it before the weekend.
Judge: "control your client"
*Lawyer loads dart with hippopotamus tranquilizer*
why is facebook jacking off over Stanley thermoses
fastest moving fingers in history:
5. chicken
4. my toddler’s when I’m eating
3. Dave Brubeck’s
2. Cool Hand Luke’s
1. my ex wife’s when she watches me shave with a straight razor
Dakar 2024 not disappointing
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I hope when it’s my time I choke to death on ham so I die happy.
Good I hope you hate me and my internet friends that I “elevate”
Die mad about it.
I'm going to try it out.. 😌
